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1. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick-related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

2. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

3. Chuck Norris mistakenly sent Jesus a birthday card on Dec.
25. Jesus was too scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day Dec.
25 is known as Jesus's birthday.

4. Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.

5. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb.

6. And on the first day Chuck Norris was created ... and he took care of everything else later that afternoon.

7. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

8. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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