Major English's blog

It's my birthday, Space_Ghetto.  While I'm at work, I'd like you to think about/post some books, birds, and broads (Latina, IDF, in uniform, or similar).








Fuck yeah?

I've done the dishes for like the past month or so.  So I left them for my father & brother to do earlier this week.  They're so lazy that if shit slips to the bottom of the dishwasher they just leave it instead of bending over and reaching in to get it, rinsing off the grit, and sending it back through.  This knife went through a whole wash sitting under the coil that heats up the water at the bottom of the dishwasher.



Best I can figure, half the handle melted off and then melted back on.  This is from the newest set of knives we have.  THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.



There's a reason I call him McBitchman.

We are getting tropical storm fingers.  WE ARE GETTING BONNIE FINGERED.

Rain is moving pretty fast in & right out of the area.  At least she's not one of those lingerers.

Seeds from some of North America's hottest food crops have arrived on the Arctic Archipelago of Svalbard to be stored in a "doomsday vault".

I see articles pop up occasionally on this massive seed vault.  From what I understand, there are a few regional seed vaults around the world, but this is the master vault that has the most samples so far and will ultimately be able to contain the most.  It is supposed to be super secure from most apocalyptic scenarios.  According to some past articles I (vaguely) recall, they have these elegantly engineered seeds that are supposed to create supercrops.  Not only do they have the basics from most major regions, they also have things like mold-resistant rice.

One of the articles mentioned that there was a less-secure seed bank in South Asia that was wiped out during the tsunami.  Another was bombed -- collateral damage of the war (can't remember if it was in Iraq or Afghanistan, but I think Afghanistan would make more sense, what with the mountains and shit).

Full article:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10603656

SERIOUSLY.

This is from the bathroom at the bar.




THIS IS MY HEAD.

No cavities!  Except for, you know, the ones that are naturally there.



Pretty fucked up, neh?

In other news, my dental hygienist is super pretty.  She's like the bitch in the office who nobody likes because she's always incredibly happy and jokes about everything and she comes in every single day looking fly as hell.

Someone else will do this right, I'm sure.
This is what I do in paint.

This is one of the best arguments I've ever seen for getting religious children to stay the fuck away from me.  I DON'T LOVE GOD SO I'M ALWAYS GRUMPY WHICH MAKES ME HARD TO DEAL WITH.  I am so hard to deal with, you just shouldn't try to even speak to me.  Someone needs to tell this to all children.  So they grow up to leave me alone.