You guys pretty much created me. Thanks.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 10:51

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Submitted by SilvrSurfr on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:10.

Who has time for hate?
...I just fear for the future of any world with you in it...

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:12.

Then you should have always feared for the future of the world.

Submitted by noseriously on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:37.

Fear is worse than hate. Fear also indicates your lack of skills to control your circumstances. I hate my freedom being taken from me by government.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:41.

And I hate fear. And cowards.

Submitted by dw on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:48.

and Muslims, and niggers and liberals, and people who don't agree with me,,,blah,blah,blah.

Submitted by noseriously on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:50.

Coulda just said "liberals". That covers the rest

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:20.

His problem is that he thinks Islam = Muslims, and Gansta culture = Black people. That's because he's an ignorant fucking bigot and either too stupid to know it, or too arrogant to admit it.

Submitted by SilvrSurfr on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 22:51.

Nope, nope, and triple-nope.
I can't remember seeing a point so densely packed with wrong. Bravo.
Now please don't hurt anybody.

Submitted by dw on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:27.

You forgot: He's a partisan hack who tries to tell you he's not a partisan hack and, he's a straight up racist who tries to to imply that he is not,,,,and that latter reason is why I've pretty much dropped out of dealing with you. There is no point arguing with a person who's ultimate point is "Because he's a nigger" especially when you try to say it's not because of that. You're the guy in the trench coat in the park,,,,getting attention the sleazy way.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:39.

Nahhhhh.... you just hate it when you are the one who can't win for a change. And that's because I'm even better at your sly Liberal tricks than you are. You're not used to it. I know you would browbeat a less resolute opponent mercilessly with your fucking "holier than thou" bullshit. You are an insulting asshole to conservatives all the time and are used to getting away with it. When someone calls your bluff your run away, like a little,child! Someone should have taught Trayvon the same.

Submitted by dw on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 22:43.

Your projection knows no bounds and have I mentioned how amusing I find it that your always proclaiming that you've "Won",,,WTF have you won TM? The last election?

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 23:00.

Go back and re-read. I never said I won anything. I said you did not win and that made you unhappy. Talk about projection. You are the King of Ignorant Bullshit.

Submitted by dw on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 23:26.

So now I'm the big bad liberal browbeating everyone,,,,and you are the champion of the poor oppressed white minority,,,the bullshit just never ends with you.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 00:42.

WOW! What a complete disregard for the subject at hand!! Boy, when you don't have an answer to a problem, you just pick another subject and begin to fucking babble don't you?

Submitted by dw on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 00:55.

Oh,,,am I going to fast for the king of "Wiggle and Squirm" now? You speak as if you ever had a point to make when all you are is a troll,,,nothing more.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 01:19.

Excellent wiggle sir! Got right out of that one! Hell, I don't even remember what we were talkng about now. Bravo!

Hint for next time: Pretending to pass out can work too.

Submitted by beastybas on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:30.

Submitted by jfps on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:38.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:15.

Awwwww...... (blush)

Submitted by noseriously on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:40.

TM, you remind me of the older brother that beats the rest at board games because yer is two steps ahead. The little brothers in society will always hate that when they should respect it.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:28.

As an older brother, you can borrow my stuff anytime. And I used to love board games like Risk, Monopoly, etc.... that's where I learned not to cry when I lose.....

Submitted by Feckless on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:13.

I always cheated at risk. Slipped a few extra armies on the board whenever I could get away with it. I never lost. lol

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:07.

Cheating at war is impossible. Ask any Muslim.

Submitted by SilvrSurfr on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 22:57.

umm... I thought they were cheating. Isn't that why they're terrorists and we're the righteous liberating force of god? Otherwise...
aw, damnit, you ever wake up from a blackout and you're talking to that waste of consciousness you swore you wouldn't spend any more brain cells on? don't answer that.
and now I miss college...

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 23:02.

God, but you are dense. Re-read.... then think for a bit.

Submitted by Feckless on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 23:35.

I thought about explaining it to him but the urge passed while I was taking care of my laundry.

Submitted by SilvrSurfr on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 00:09.

So...tempting...must...respond...
but then I really WOULD be dense.
I'll just say in parting that you continue to do a grave disservice to the fragile intellectual progress our species has made of late.
And despite your assertions you are a sad man. I wish you the best.

Submitted by Dark Sided on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:47.

to be honest I've never really given you much thought.. I guess I should jump on the bandwagon of hate?

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:21.

There's unlimited seating! Have a seat...... and fasten your seatbelt.

Submitted by Grey Goo on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:51.

that first one was good.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:32.

You mean number 1 or number 10. I assume number 1.

Submitted by Grey Goo on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 13:54.

yea, number 1.

Submitted by Dutch_Mountains on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 11:54.

who?

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:23.

It's not important.

Submitted by wargasm on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:21.

you left off, "he doesn't care what anyone thinks".

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:23.

Yeah, I know.... that, and "He's a better attention whore than you".

Submitted by tetris on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 13:16.

Bad, bad fighter. No discipline.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:03.

Disicipline is not permitted.

Submitted by heritage on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 13:24.

As mentioned on the last post, I don't hate you, or fear you. I do respect you, and I do think you have a capable mind. My worry is that someone with a less capable mind and similar beliefs will latch on and use it to perpetuate vitriol instead of discussion.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:58.

Anyone with a less capable mind is probably already a danger to himself as well as others.

Submitted by heritage on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:02.

Agreed, but stuff like this in the wrong hands can kick them into overdrive. I entirely agree that there are far too many incapable fucks in this country, of both liberal and conservative mantras and most anything else in between. I'm probably one of them, but I'm at least aware of the possibility.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:04.

Now what would "the wrong hands" be doing on a site like SG?

Submitted by bathwater on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 13:27.

I don't give enough fucks to hate you

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:00.

There are no fucks big enough to .... ummmmm.... hang on.... damnit..... I gotta think about this one.......

Submitted by Iskra on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:15.

everey time you almost forgot him, he jumps on the stage and attracts your attention (more or less) with his wisdom.
you should record some rap tunes and big up yourself, you're quite close...

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:02.

I record my Urban shit under the name Ice Crispy.

Submitted by E.23.20 on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:09.

Why, silly goose, you want to know what others think of you? You're a closet, caring person.

I think you have some -some- rational points, but then you add a helping of irrational brain spunk. You render the rational into irrational and give an excuse for folks to stick to whatever dogmatic bullshit that is the opposite of yours.

You think that being the most offensive or the most insulting is winning? Winning is being rational. You're losing.

I tend to agree with some others. It is fear and hate I feel about you. I am frightened for my girls to be in a world that you affect -but I would worry about them anyways. More than fear, I hate people who make apologetics for irrationality and who make it more difficult for rational thought to occur.

Please be sure to not respond thoughtfully, to call me arrogant, to use the word 'hubris,' to note that -despite all the things you've said- you would never have said what I said, to use whatever canned response that you use when another fucks with your dogma,,,,

OR prove me wrong. Peace.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:26.

Wrong. Being the most offensive or insulting IS winning if the contest is to see who can be the most offensive or insulting. That is exactly the way I see my posts. I am responding to the offensive and insulting posts constantly being made by Liberals. You just ignore them though, right? Liberals hate it because I fight back just like a fucking Jihadist Muslim. Aiiiiieeeeeeeee... BOOM!!! BTW, these are the very same Muslims that they defend when I post anti-Islamic material.

FYI Your girls are actually FAR safer in the world because people like me are in it.... unless your girls are abusive little fucking gansta lovin' hoodlums. And even then, I only want too see them safely incarcerated. I'm just a giver that way. Oh, yeah.... and I almost forgot. Hubris you arrogant bastid.

Submitted by E.23.20 on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:46.

First, if the contest is to see who can be the most offensive or insulting, then you still lose. You are committed and forceful, but your insults are repetitive, canned, and tired. You are predictable.

Second, you asked, "You just ignore them though, right?" Nope. I've torn folks up with reason because their points are irrational. I'm equal opportunity like that. For example, moral relativism is a commonly held 'liberal' dogma that I fucking abhor.

Third, I completely agree; your FYI is hubris. But, -an honest question- what would one use to judge excessive pride?

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 16:18.

First, since it's my post, under current International law, I am permitted to declare myself to be the judge, so I determine who wins. Ergo, I win..... easy peasy. On your posts, or where others allow it, you can win. But seriously, you can actually win on one of my posts if you ever actually win on one of my posts.

Second, "I've torn folks up with reason"? Sorry, but that is the very fucking definition of hubris, is it not?

Third, I don't understand either of those sentences. Are you aware that FYI means "for your information"? "Your FYI is hubris" makes no sense. And then you ask what would one use to "judge excessive pride".... ? Do you mean what criteria would one use to determine is someone else is displaying excessive pride?

Submitted by E.23.20 on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 19:14.

First, you ARE permitted to be an idiot. Good point and rational.

Second, no, that's not the definition or any definition. You are aware of the difference between an example and a definition? The definition of hubris is 'excessive pride'. It's not excessive if I can backup my statement with evidence and reason.

Third, you do understand; that is why you gave a typical Tolland response: Muddy the issue. Act like an ass. Italicize words. Hope people are too tired, apathetic, or stupid to follow. Repeating the question with new language is neat, BTW; it draws the reader away from your lack of rational response. Great job!

But, here, I'll use little words: Your statement, about what your behavior does for my girls, is hubris. It is not based on evidence. In fact, the nature of your personal presentation contradicts it. You boast based on prejudice, aka irrational bias.

Also, this is the answer to how one judges excessive pride. You judge using rational thought, not prejudice. Time and again, you have shown yourself to be unsound in such endeavors; that is, using rational thought and not using prejudice.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 20:50.

Tell me the truth. Was English not your primary language while growing up?

There is truly but one other possibility.... and it involves LSD.

Submitted by sarriph on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:10.

Because trolland man is the hero spaceghetto deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:27.

I am only here because CNN fired me.

Submitted by sarriph on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 15:33.

keep it up and don't change a thing. your the most entertaining person on here.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 16:20.

Thanks! But my real goal is to BE entertained. And this site does that to FUCKING DEATH!!!!

Submitted by michelle_tanner on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 16:55.

There can only be one.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 17:10.

.... at a time.

Submitted by 1on1 on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 19:00.

#0 The abilily to laugh at himself, almost as hard as he laughs at you. :)

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 20:45.

A compliment from MY FAVORITE poster!! Thanks!

Submitted by acrackinthemold on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 19:48.

Do you get paid to hang out here all day? I hate you because of that, because you are here, all day, commenting. Well more jealous of your time but jealous/hate...there's a fine line there.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 20:42.

Ya know, in all honesty, I'm well aware of how fortunate I am to be able to hang out here all day, and I know that people must notice that and be jealous, but I do make a conscious effort to not rub everybody's nose in it. That would be rude.

Submitted by acrackinthemold on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 21:36.

Haha. Oh, you! :3

Submitted by goons on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 21:17.

lol if there is one thing for sure, its that more than anything you love yourself a whole fucking lot.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 21:43.

That is absolutely true. I fucking adore myself. I give myself whatever I want. I'm spoiled. I just have to think about wanting something, and I go right out and get it for myself. And even though I'm not gay, I'll still give myself a handjob whenever I want one. I am so fucking happy together. I promised myself, I'll never leave, and I believe me.

Submitted by Bill_Brasky on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 22:52.

I herd you died and this is someone going rouge on your account........

Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 06/19/2012 - 23:04.

Not yet. Hang in there though.

Submitted by heritage on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:45.

How does one go red/blush on an account exactly?

Submitted by manko_punt on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 06:01.

Nopt gettign enough attnetion lately? lol

Submitted by Tolland Man on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 06:11.

Ease up on the glue.

Submitted by Booger on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 06:44.

The Tollund/Tolland thing really pisses me off...

Submitted by Tolland Man on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 07:36.

Same here.

Submitted by HellaFella on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 09:41.

Mebbe we can get the admins to reformulate his name to: Trollin' Man?

Submitted by Iskra on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:50.

he's got mighty friends up there ;)

You guys pretty much created me. Thanks.

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