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Comments

carbuncle's picture

Awesome post.
Eleusis's picture

The good thing, is that all those chicks probably got fucked that day.

The really fucking shitty thing, is that none of them were fucked by me.

Life isn't fair.

Before you jump to talk shit, note that I've been married 10 years to a hot wife, I have a beautiful six year old daughter, and am generally still happy.

At 41, my lifetime score is into the 130's, with really fat ones counted on one hand.  OK maybe two tops. Nailed maybe one nine, a few eights, plethora of sevens... I think my personal bell curve, life-long, crests on about a 6.8.  Never scored a 10 and never will if I don't hit the lottery.

I just wasn't born with a huge dick or the hotness genes, so I've to work for it every time.

Picking up chicks is a skill which can be learned.  Read "The Game" by Neil Strauss.  I have a 3MB copy I can email.

Word.
skeezoyd's picture

What the fuck is wrong with you? 
Eleusis's picture

Sheesh, I wish I knew. Any ideas?



Certain, intangible things give me hope.  I do know I'm a great dad and I love my wife and daughter. We play every day.

There is no abuse in our house, though I sleep downstairs on the couch, as I have for over 13 years with my wife, and more prior to that.

Anyway, to answer your question, I think it has something to do with alcohol, LOL


skeezoyd's picture

I think it's time to step away from the keyboard
HateRocket's picture

You are literally the dumbest fucking person currently on this site.
Eleusis's picture

Wow. You mods are like "cool" or something?

How's  about one of you suck my cock and balls, while the other tongues my asshole?


HateRocket's picture

Why don't you sleep on the couch about it faggot
Raymond Rousell's picture

What is that last food? With the Tomatoes? I want have.
gerryjarciuh's picture

The last food is a kittensock burrito!
Raymond Rousell's picture

Can it be served with a Calico in an Argyle sock? Or an Ocelot in a legwarmer?
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lalilulelo's picture

redhead with big nipples 13th from bottom... an ex-GF of mine.  incredible in the sack.  moved away a little while ago.  very fun!
Unitifierer's picture

Pornography is such a middle class vice.


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crossroads's picture

that key gif is neat
gerryjarciuh's picture

Yeah!  I saved it and showed to my boys.  Walked them through what they were seeing and they both got a big kick out of it.
crossroads's picture

yeah its amazing !
B4Ctom1's picture

Those feeldoe gifs are fucking amazing. I haven't seen anything like that.