where is trolland man when you need him?

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laa laa's picture

dude, it's friday, he's at prayers down at the mosque
jfps's picture

gotta get down on friday
Dugan Von Dokolencic's picture


Tolland Man's picture

Aaaaiiiieeeeee!!  Sarrif my friend!  Dirka dirka!!!  What have I missed?  I have been facing East and praying (my knees and back are killing me) that some innocent person, somewhere in the world, who does not accept Allah as the one true God, and Muhammad (PBUH) as his prophet would die by having their wide eyed, surprised looking head (I always love that expression!!) roughly and unexpectedly removed so that I can laugh, praise Allah, and shoot guns into the air, then go home and beat my wife while screaming "America is the great Satan!", like yesterday.  But enough of that, let's talk about American negros....  they be some cray cray infidels, no?  
sarriph's picture

thank allah you're here. i knew you would like this video.
Dugan Von Dokolencic's picture

I enjoy no white folks at all.
Tolland Man's picture

Not even wiggers?
Dugan Von Dokolencic's picture

No sir, you can not trust white folks at all.
Tolland Man's picture

Mulattoes?  High Yallers?  Obama?  Lena Horne?!?! 

You a hard bitch ain't you?

Cletus's picture

I'm white and I don't even trust myself.
Tolland Man's picture

I don't trust myself around gullible women or other people's unattended cocaine.  
the_adriator's picture

I know it's not supposed to be what I get from this, but the interviewer? Would.
heritage's picture

yup.