What's taking you lazy, lying, Liberal, fucks so long? Oh yeah, I forgot. You need to be told what to say.......

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 23:54

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:10.

C'mon Kneejerks! Let's start bendin' them truths, spinnin' them thar yarns, making up shit, and giving lame excuses!! 

Or at least pretend you don't care or something...

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Submitted by Delphiaticalizm on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:08.
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They can't contain themselves...Paul Ryan...VP?....that and fuck your post.








Its's gonna be slam dunk now;)


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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:12.

Kinda worried huh?  I don't blame you.  If I were a stupid thug, I would be worried too.

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Submitted by Delphiaticalizm on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:26.
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So fucking weak my friend....you can do better old man....I have faith in you.....as much faith as I have in Shit Romney and his new Buddy Lyin Ryan....good try though.

Worried? I think old folks are all now supremely energized and can't wait to put an ass whipping on Ryan....so thank you Mitt, Thank you Ryan, and thank you to The Grand Old Party.....soon to be The Irrelevant Old Party. 


Have fun with your posts....I'm always here for you my friend.....to put you in your place.

Your Pal,

Thug

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:37.

Enjoy, my nigga.

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Submitted by Aasdf on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:12.
he comes from a line of weak-hearted men
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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:13.
I heard he was half Black too.
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Submitted by Aasdf on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:28.
he may overcome generations of weak-heartedness, however, working out with the fabulous tony horton




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Submitted by tetris on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:18.
Oh, they been annoyingly busy today. Pestering, actually, spamming my feed with these just relentlessly





BUT I, ..


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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:26.
I swear I was JUST thinking that I don't really care who the next President is, but arrogant, dishonest, hypocritical Liberals have annoyed me so fucking much for so fucking long, that I just really, really, want to see them unhappy.  Actually, miserable would be a better word. Or bludgeoned. 
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Submitted by tetris on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:40.
I can bludgeon pretty hard.
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Submitted by Percy on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:50.
Watching the abject misery of the right over the past four years has been so sweet.

I think the best thing about Obama winning the next election is going to be how sad you are. 
I look forward to your desperate trolling attempts once the Mitt/Clone ticket goes down harder than McCain/Palin.
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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:09.

LOLOLOL  Putz. If Obama is reelected my situation will not change one iota. I am pretty much set for life unless the country completely collapses, and even if we have four more years of his ineffective stupidity he can't do that.   If Mitt is elected though, I'll get to laugh at all the Liberals claiming Mitt's successes are Obama's "fault". 

Anyway you look at it I win.  Kinda pisses you off huh?

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Submitted by parthenogenesis on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 19:29.
set for life, huh?  no wonder you can so smugly look down on the rest of us poor saps.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 19:31.
I don't look down on anyone who doesn't willingly lower themselves significantly.
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Submitted by laa laa on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 05:01.
the best part is that liberals don't even have to lie in order to expose just how horribly shitty the alternative is.  the wingnuts actually came up with a ticket worse than mccain-palin.  i didn't think it was possible. 

the best defense for ryan's notable lack of private-sector managerial experience?  "he drove the weinermobile once!"  i am not even making this up.  they're gonna need that billion dollars, because without carpet-bombing the airwaves with lies about obama and disenfranchising voters, they have no chance.

(and you should hope the romneybots don't win--they'd be a disaster for you, unless you're secretly a multimillionaire playboy who "slums it" with the lesser sort between dancing horse parties.)
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Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 06:33.
Brilliant


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Submitted by 4rliss on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:30.
Paul Ryan doesn't want to raise any taxes, but since Obamacare was declared a tax, Obama just raised taxes on 100% of the population and the biggest tax increase of all time.

Obama is not fighting for the middle class that just what he chooses to say now, because he needs the middle class to win the election.  He wasnt saying it 6 months ago.  Ryan has been trying to cut entitlement since the 90's. He's like the hipster of reducing the deficit and lowering entitlement.

I bet he doesnt believe in Abortion, your right about that.

Top down economic policies didnt crash our economy so I dont know what the fuck Obama's talking about.  He's trying to say that those policies were in place when it crashed, but thats misleading because it wasnt those policies that crashed the economy. The housing bubble caused the crash not economic policies.  He doesn't want to raise taxes....

He will "end Medicare as we know it".  But thats the biggest bunch of bullshit.  They get away with saying that because he wants to drastically change Medicare.  Its like saying Obama ended Medicare as we know it.... by growing the fuck out it.


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Submitted by tetris on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:52.
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Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 06:35.
I wanna hear the pollsters explain why they were so far off on election night.
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Submitted by ttnorac on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:41.
This is based in as much reality as your shotgun pic posts


When in doubt, make shit up.  If its good enough for Obama, its good enough for you.
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Submitted by tetris on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:52.
who the fuck are you; why can't you link a picture and what the fuck do you want with me, loser? you sound like i had nothing better to do but volunteer for shooping campain pics. got off of me, creep. get a fucking brain.
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Submitted by dw on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:56.
There is no doubt he's someones alter ego,,,it's why I don't bother responding to it. 
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Submitted by tetris on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 13:17.
That ain't TM, though, cause TM ain't stupid as fuck. But some of these people, they're beyond comprehension. As in, because I just posted a weird, creepy porn pic on the main dash doesn't mean I produced that porn. It doesn't even mean I enjoy it, just found it and this was the place to share this stuff. amirite. Trying to be relevant. But you post some political leaflets, add a comment "hey, you're not right, they're working their asses off making these" and a zombie gonna pop up like a jehova witness and act all butthurt about how much of a dishonest person you are. JEEbus
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Submitted by ttnorac on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 15:46.
I'm just pointing out how you live in a fantasy world.  
Apparently the extent of your ability to convey a thought is name calling.  
BTW, the point in continue to make is posting a bunch of political leaflets has no point.  
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Submitted by tetris on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 22:08.
I'm just posting here so you can't even edit this gibberish. It took me a long minute and 15 push-ups to actually get your point. Which is, basically, "We're not making any sense". And I thought, "Wow, you're like a detective or something". Even though it took you some more than a minute.
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Submitted by ttnorac on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:21.
You'll never learn if I'm too direct.  I'm so proud of you.  You've made so much progress today.
BTW, you could use the push-ups.  I'm glad you are being more active now!  Strong mind, strong body.
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Submitted by dw on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:40.
Not worried about it anymore,,,your boy lost the moment he asked Barry to stop picking on him. 
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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:14.
lol
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Submitted by tetris on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 01:38.
For me, The Onion has it all covered just perfectly:



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Submitted by tetris on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 01:54.
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Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 06:34.
I dont think formula will work anymore. Ya cant fuck anyone more than Jugears has.
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Submitted by tetris on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 06:46.
Remember when I asked for your opinion? 



Yeah, me neither.
Dude, you would deny math if it hurt your twisted feelings.
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Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 07:03.
Didnt ask for your 3rd grade thoughts either.
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Submitted by tetris on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 07:10.
Most of my comments are somewhat relevant to what I chose to be commenting on, though. You better leave trolling to Tolland Man, He has PhD in it. And you.. uh.

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Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 07:13.
Your self examination of your intelligence is on par with Obamas self evaluation. Still two dimensional.
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Submitted by tetris on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 07:24.
That may be the second time someone compared to American President here in the ghetto, but I'm too pretty to be that intelligent (but at least I have the guts to admit that)
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Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 07:26.
God love yer worthless, piece of shit ass...................and I mean that in the most Christian way.

(couldnt think of a better zinger than to mention God somewhere)
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Submitted by tetris on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 07:29.
Your god's dead to me. You can tell him he's the ultimate asshole.
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Submitted by Delphiaticalizm on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:39.
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You ain't no real Libertarian my friend....Get off Ryan's dick
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Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 12:34.
His dick is bigger than Obamas and its more Libertarian too.

Good for him for voting against all that stuff. Those are state issues at best. No bail out should be approved.
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Submitted by Delphiaticalizm on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 12:44.
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Did you misread for, for against??????


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Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 12:46.
I did! Well he is a total retard. Did Obama vote for all that too? I think so. I will take the retard without the failed record.
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Submitted by Delphiaticalizm on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 13:21.
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.....hate to break it you my friend but no matter who gets elected ain't much gonna change.....They all know that the government has to work with the private sector and they all know that taxes need to go up, at some point, or in some way.......This is all just one gigantic power struggle and The American people are all swallowing the bullshit. 


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Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 16:41.
Tread water brother.
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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 21:01.

"no matter who gets elected ain't much gonna change"................ but if you don't vote for Obama you're a fucking racist.

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Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 21:03.
I like being a successful racist then.
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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 21:07.
Better than being an unsucessful one.  Just ask Trayvo...... wait........
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Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 21:10.
If Obama had an economy it would be like Trayvon.
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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 21:24.

That gives me an idea.... back shortly......

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Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 21:26.
This just in..............

The International Olympic Committee announced today that they have taken back the gold medal previously awarded to American skier Lindsey Vonn. Olympic officials, perhaps bowing to political pressure, said President Obama deserved the medal more than Vonn, because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has.

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Submitted by ttnorac on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:45.
But, but, but according to an excellent source*, Obama is a super genius who has saved the economy, the world, the poor, and never makes a mistake.**



*Source is Obama**This is how you come across when you try to tell us Obama is a successful leader.


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Submitted by The Doc on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 05:12.
haha i just love the fact that people believe that your opinions  or vote matter.. 
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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:20.
Shhhhhhhh....... keepin' that on the DL, bro.
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