Thoughts on theater shootings

Anita Bryant's picture
Submitted by Anita Bryant on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 08:21
If Fred Willard 


has only waited one day to jerk off in this theater


nobody would have heard about it due to the shooting by this guy


at this theater


And then I started thinking.  What if this guy
 

went to this theater
 

and Fred jerked off in this theater?
 

Far fewer people would have been killed.
And think about the bonus to seeing the opening of the Batman. 
"Look, Fred Willard is up front jerking off."

Comments

Cletus's picture

Submitted by Cletus on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 09:47.
Cletus
"I thought it was just a special effect...a part of the movie."
1on1's picture

Submitted by 1on1 on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:13.
SG Task Force
We also may have loss Peewee also

chocolateface's picture

Submitted by chocolateface on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 17:17.
chocolateface
the thought of Fred Dillard furiously masturbating during Batman made me lol so hard


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