So this happened in my town: News flash - Bar for assholes has asshole bouncers, big girls need to be objectified too

Submitted by tomviolence on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 21:59.

GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE - The Bouncer

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Submitted by pwitty94 on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 22:20.

This girl was in a few of my classes. Her facebook is pretty funny right now

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Submitted by Le_Chapelier on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 22:27.

Man I've got to get back reading the news, that is amazing entertainment

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Submitted by Snarky on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 22:30.

Probably stuffing her face with comfort food right now because no one cares.

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Submitted by Marchpig on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 22:34.

Love the animated news piece, so lol

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Submitted by gangstarr on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 22:47.

Korean news is the best.

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Submitted by Rapewhistle on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 22:56.

the bouncer was totally wrong in telling her they were at capacity

the more appropriate response would be "you ARE capacity"

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Submitted by Mark of the Wizard on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:03.

And the bar will cave to public outcry and possible litigation. Droves of rubenesque women will flock to this watering hole to strut their cellulite in the name of obese pride. Business will tank as the white-hat contingent finds a different establishment with more svelt women who are worth the chlamydia. The bar will be forced to re-brand as some kind of corpulent lesbian bar if they can successfully get rid of the socially awkward men who lurk in its dark corners attempting to prey on low self-esteem.

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Submitted by Wolf Hybrid on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:29.

fat control is good. fat chicks suck;

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Submitted by Kenny on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 23:34.

shell fly right through that bar like her name is bam bam bigalow! She's a fuckin liability.

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Submitted by cramptholomew on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 08:09.

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Submitted by Arcturus on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 08:24.

I'm just going to weigh in here. Your blood sugar must be this high to ride...

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Submitted by some asshole on Thu, 05/03/2012 - 09:59.

I love how the girls in the background of the picture are all considerably skinnier than the girl bitching up a storm. Also, it's okay to be overweight, but own up to it ffs...