Saturday, September 17 @ 9:26:20 am


01: You don’t look 30. Yeah, you look older.
02: Saying body type is curvy is a nice way of saying “My pants have elastic in them”.
03: And now your wanting a man who is slender/average/athletic.
04: The last thing you read was the last thing you wrote someone? I’m sure the question was more for "what was the last book you read" or something along those lines but I guess your logic wins on that battle ground.
05: You sure like dragons.
06: So you’re going to tell me later about your exercise habits? I feel that if the question were asked that would be a short conversation.
07: Tell me later about college as well? Maybe we should start with high school and get an honest answer about that first.

Comments

cramptholomew's picture

I think 30 is acceptable, with a heavy meth problem...
Prime's picture

What she can't tell you later is that she has little to no command of the English language or the knowledge of how to spell.
It also sounds like she likes dragons more than her kids.
Someone fucked that?! THREE TIMES?!?!

gerryjarciuh's picture

Native American?  As if...