Question to ye Ghetto

So ghetto i am reading this book where they descrive how a man was killed by skin him alive, it was horrible and painful as hell, so my question is: what is the most painful way to kill a man?

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gerryjarciuh's picture

Pancreatic cancer
Delphiaticalizm's picture

Right...forgot about a terrible disease where you might live in pain for years as you slowly wither away.
jfps's picture

How do you give somebody pancreatic cancer?
gerryjarciuh's picture

I'll never tell!
Buddy Revell's picture

force them to drink only diet cola for decades
gerryjarciuh's picture

Also driving a large spike very slowly up the ass and through the gut but never into the vitals.
Delphiaticalizm's picture

I think you hit the nail on the head. Being skinned alive sounds terrible.....maybe being slowly cooked in an oven or boiled to death are close seconds. Dunno? 
Big Fuckin Deal's picture

nah, it takes longer to skin somebody alive than to boil or roast 'em.

Although this was an innovative ancient human roasting method:

Doubles as party entertainment too!
jfps's picture

boiled in water

edit: I almost forgot about slow slicing

gerryjarciuh's picture

5fed5's picture

Bad grammar and spelling, I don't believe that you read books. 
tschaicosby's picture

Nah just mexican that can´t write shit in english
m1ck3y's picture

That's ok my brown brother, I can't even speak Spanish let alone write it.
1on1's picture

Exposed to Radiation daily.
Murder_face's picture

Im exposed daily, sitting at  ~400mR on the year. How much exposure are you talking?
1on1's picture

I was exposed to 2340 cGy will that work.
Tolland Man's picture

I was exposed 3 times a week for a while.  I don't remember how much, or how long but it was enough to burn the shit out of me... and it helped shrink a grapefruit sized tumor. 
1on1's picture

5 days a week for six weeks. Just to kill what ever was lingering after surgery. It burned and blistered my ass. :)
Tolland Man's picture

Mine was pre-chemo, which was pre-surgery.  It was the first step in what turned out to be a lllllloooooonnnnnnggggg slow crawl/stagger/stumble/walk.  Stay healthy my friend! 
Big Fuckin Deal's picture

Forgot to mention, cut his dick off and let him bleed out.
balloo's picture

" Then the assistant holds the hijra back and encourages her to bite on her hair while the dai ma ties up the penis and testes, makes two diagonal cuts in them and pulls them out. The severed genitals are then buried under a tree and a tube is placed in the urethra. The blood coming out is allowed to flow because it is seen as the bad “male” blood and getting rid of it will get rid of the male inside the hijra. This is one of the reasons why hijras do not get proper doctors to operate upon them since they would stop the blood flow."

http://nabihameher.wordpress.com/2007/06/08/hijras-%E2%80%93...
wheelsfalloff's picture

Being A proof-reader for Tolland Man threads
Tolland Man's picture

lol
triggergun's picture

m-80 in the rectum while simultaneously squeezing the dick head until the head turns bright purple and tight from blood. Then, as the m 80 explodes appx. 8-10 inches into the rectum you slice the enlarged dick head with a razor blade. Yell racial slurs at your victim as a added bonus. NOTE: This method will only work on males. Females will require suction of the clitoris and a clamp to keep it engorged whilst said explosives are detonated.
Swollen Goods's picture

Redirect them to .org.
Mogwai's picture

I smiled lol.

Give them a drug that intensifies sensations, while forcing them to remain awake (no passing out for them!) and then go to town on their dermal layer until there is nothing left to go to town on.
Janey's picture

Make them watch the Vomit Gore Trilogy while performing the acts from the film to them.


cake doll's picture

forced to drink boiling acid, pouring molten lead in your ass, buried covered in honey next to a fire ant nest, red hot pokers in the eyes while being crucified, power drill to the throat, having your legs and arms sawed off and bleeding out, having your intestines pulled out, mouth full of wasps and sewn shut, sharpened stiletto jammed in your ears and into your brain, drowning in a septic tank, put in a microwave, hung upside down and sawed in half, iron maiden, nails hammered into your entire body, falling into a meat grinder, arms and legs tied to cars driving in different directions, submerged in liquid nitrogen or boiling oil, oh i heard being stabbed to death is pretty bogus too
Big Fuckin Deal's picture

...is there something you wanna tell us?
Mogwai's picture

That's fucking sexy.
cake doll's picture

i also knew someone in high school who drank gasoline and put a match in their mouth...pretty stupid way to kill yourself but effective i suppose
aluzhun's picture

I like the liquid nitrogen one, but not submerged. I think tied down and pouring the liquid nitro onto different body parts then smashing them off. Sounds like Sunday afternoon  fun to me.
michelle_tanner's picture

Burned alive.
casper_the _friend's picture

tschaicosby's picture

Goood one
gabe's picture

La inquisición española era especialsta en esas cosas mi bravo.

Oye, hey, cómo va España o ya estás de regreso en México.
tschaicosby's picture

Sigo por acá en España, necesito aprender de estos cabrones algo.Y tú cómo va todo?
gabe's picture

pos toreando las mafias bro, políticas y de las otras
crossroads's picture

locked up alone somewhere and left to starve
Iskra's picture

in a totally dark room too small to lay down and to low to stand upright
Big Fuckin Deal's picture

Sew your asshole shut, and keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you...
ViennaCodex's picture

What about dying old and alone while realizing that no one ever truly loved you? 
Uncle Milty's picture

Marry the guy.
Mr. R's picture

this guy was found 4 blocks away home :)
Mr.Ghouls's picture

Always was horrified by the idea of a person being covered in honey and then being staked over an anthill to be eaten by ants.
Big Fuckin Deal's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOKfQK7fs0c&t=3m36s
Mr.Ghouls's picture

I think this clip runs the gambit, good draw!
Mr.Ghouls's picture

*Edit* or watching the opening ceremonies of the Olympics...
gerryjarciuh's picture

Hahahaha iknowrite