Put 'em In My Face Again

Submitted by quite_whoreish on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 15:09

I hear a lot of this.

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Submitted by bigTrue on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 15:19.

ok, that's just depressing.

Submitted by quite_whoreish on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 15:22.

It's funny to me. The second half is the funniest I should have added.

Submitted by bigTrue on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 15:42.

The second half just seems obvious, I meant the first half. Half of it is obvious and you can't really get offended by it when people ask you, the other half is annoying post-feminist garbage from women who think empowerment means acting like a cunt all the time.
I mean, the Hustler Club here in the Detroit area is a known whorehouse. If you go with a regular, the girls will give you a list of what everything costs. So, I guess I can't really be surprised when people ask you if you turn tricks. Then you had All Star on 8 mile where the girls would fuck guys in the alley behind the furniture place next door, but then it got shut down when two different underage girls were caught stripping. That was one of the larger places with a new exterior and such, too, not one of the ratty clubs.
I guess everyone with a semi weird/exotic job gets asked a lot of the same questions, though...I'm sure underwater welders get asked how scary it is working in boat engines all the time too, it's just not as sexy.

Submitted by quite_whoreish on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 15:45.

Yeah I guess it's funnier if you've actually done this kind of work 'cause it's just making fun of sleazy customers or just customers in general. They say dumb stuff sometimes. And yeah there are dirty girls that ruin it for everyone else. I don't think anyone's surprised when they're asked for extras but it's annoying I'm sure. The first half is funny 'cause people saying things like "that's so degrading" and "how can you degrade yourself like that" is actually more degrading than the work itself! And yeah "what's the weirdest thing you've ever done?" I've been asked that so many times. I'm thinking of making a shit people say to camgirls video.

Submitted by bigTrue on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 17:59.

You should make up a whole story about how this one guy paid you enough so you shit on his chest while telling him he's The King.

Submitted by quite_whoreish on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 18:10.

Lol gross.

Submitted by 1on1 on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 15:57.

That stripper was looking right at me. I think she likes me...

Submitted by quite_whoreish on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 16:00.

Haha!! After lapdance... "I think she was kind of into me".

Submitted by deathwish on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 17:03.

I have a friend with a club like this and I get to tend the bar occasionally. I can't believe what I hear and see there some days. There are a couple of girls who are working their way though college and only work a couple of hours a week and make some serious money.

Submitted by ViennaCodex on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 17:25.

more stories please

Submitted by lazer_piss on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 18:16.

ive been those guys many times :)

Submitted by quite_whoreish on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 18:19.

You're a bra size guesser aren't you?

Submitted by lazer_piss on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 18:29.

im the guy who takes the dollars back and then throws them again :p

Submitted by laa laa on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 18:36.

So I got set up on a date with someone who seemed a little too excited to meet me, and it turns out the "club" we went to was a strip club. HER strip club. Funny nobody had mentioned that little fact.

I'm not sure where I'm going with this, except to say that I don't know anything about real-life strippers aside from that one undesired and incredibly unwanted moment. It was the single un-sexiest thing I have ever experienced. There were so many creepy fat dudes in there wearing sunglasses and cowboy hats. So very many. I took it as a cautionary tale as to what guy never to become ever, wished them luck, and got the hell out of Dodge.

A number of my friends from college actually paid their way stripping. Only one developed a drug problem, but she came into college already an alcoholic. I never went to see any of them dance. That would have been extremely weird.

Submitted by agminerals on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 18:41.

I think Me and you are the only sex workers on space ghetto. play on playa

Submitted by bigTrue on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 19:05.

wait....you're a sex worker AND a rock-o-phile? That's kind of awesome actually.

Submitted by agminerals on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 19:18.

Submitted by quite_whoreish on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 19:09.

Yeah man we've never really talked much but I gathered that you're like a pro domme or something right? If you don't mind me asking. Nice to have someone else around who 'gets it'. :)

Submitted by agminerals on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 19:18.

I do everything...I'll just leave it at that

Submitted by quite_whoreish on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 19:24.

Rad :)

Submitted by flury on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 19:08.

Though I've been to a strip club 3 times in my life. It was never my thing. I really didn't have much fun tbh. I don't mean to come off like I'm better than others but I always felt it was below my character type. Agree with you laa laa. I never wanted to be "that guy". It was the last place I wanted to be on my bachelor party too...not for me. Steaks, good beer and great conversation with close friends was my approach.

Submitted by quite_whoreish on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 19:11.

I friggin love the strip club btw. Kilogram will tell ya.

Submitted by flury on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 19:13.

LOL.

Seriously..Do whatever makes you happy=)

Put 'em In My Face Again

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