Please test my patience

Submitted by HateRocket on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 20:59

The next person to make a Treyvon post gets a 24hr ban. SG may be "themeless" but when you're making an account just to argue about something the press has already moved on from, it's a clear sign you need to get off the Internet and hang yourself. Please challenge me on this so I can justifiably ban your limp dick without losing sleep over it. (Not that I would anyway.)

EDIT: Grindlock (some dumb badposting faggot lurker that none of you even know) is the first idiot to try and make a point. His ban ends on the 5th.

EDIT #2: Serriph, another nobody who thinks he is an Internet Tough Guy, is the next shitflinging chode eating buttlord to get a ban. Keep it up nerds. I can keep this post stickied forever and have no trouble putting 95% of this site's userbase in the dumpster for being turdbutts.

EDIT #3: Primal_Chaos, a 2 week old user, decided he would be horribly unfunny by showing everyone what a spermchugger he was. May I never unban his account. Praise be to me.

EDIT #4: I just tore another 2 week old account a new dick hole, because I doubt he had one to begin with. I forgot his name because I'm trying to watch Ghostbusters and I'd rather slam a vial of hornets up my urethra then have to pay attention to any of you shitbirds.

EDIT #5: Tolland Man makes five. I don't have anything funny to write about him. Get fucked by a stick of dynamite, everyone.

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Submitted by bush_is_homer on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 21:21.

Submitted by parthenogenesis on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 14:23.

Submitted by casper_the _friend on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 21:21.

amen

Submitted by ruxbin on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 21:29.

So you'll ban anyone that just annoys you? Sounds great.

Submitted by Pneumatocyst on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 21:30.

obviously not as your account seems to be miraculously active.

Submitted by Bonding Age on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 21:56.

you haven't lurked much before joining, ja?

Submitted by HateRocket on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 00:38.

If I could do that I guarantee you 50% oft the member base would be gone and this place would be a lot better.

Submitted by GinAndZeus on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 21:11.

50% of the user base would be gone and I would be able to just go on Reddit and see all the content on here a day early.

Submitted by goose on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 21:28.

Beggin' fo' a bannin'

Submitted by GinAndZeus on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 21:32.

Submitted by Cletus on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 08:00.

No need to wait for a 50% purge to do that. Reddit is waiting with open arms.

Submitted by laa laa on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 01:14.

welcome to a privately owned, privately administered website. don't like it, go somewhere else. you will not be missed.

Submitted by koshka on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 21:34.

I<3U

Submitted by anothergoddamnanon on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 22:00.

Submitted by rodr3 on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 21:53.

Submitted by anothergoddamnanon on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 21:59.

Submitted by rodr3 on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 22:00.

Submitted by indecisive on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 22:58.

Thanks for that - first buzz in months, it was perfect. Eyes closed, rocking quietly in a dark house, just...listening. Nice.

Submitted by soregasm on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 21:57.

I love you, Haterocket.

Submitted by Alien_Imp on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 22:04.

Please don't sticky this...just to see if an idiot or 2 is paying attention! I know i always catch up before posting...but some are just narcissitic and only wanna see thier own posts.

Submitted by Kenny on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 21:59.

Tre cool you say?

Submitted by The Purity Of Evil on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 22:17.

Submitted by Dr. Tranny on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 23:33.

Purely out of morbid curiosity, just how many terabytes of NPH gifs do you have?

Submitted by msbutah on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 22:24.

Submitted by Rapewhistle on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 22:27.

that sucks because I just had the best idea for a photoshop take that picture of him showing off his grill, put a beret and big twirly moustache on him, maybe work a baguette in his hand somehow

call it tres bon martin

now you see what happens when you make me lose my focus with your god damned circus antics

Submitted by tomorronow on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 22:34.

you forgot snoop

Submitted by Rapewhistle on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 22:43.

I figured by now that goes without saying

Submitted by typecast_wookie on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 22:37.

Submitted by Krapintosh on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 22:46.

You are the MAN!

And those idiots who feed the trolls can go suck a bag of dicks...I hate myself!

Submitted by Tolland Man on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 23:31.

You've got company.

Submitted by ScatInTheHat on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 23:00.

Submitted by Mr.Ghouls on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 23:34.

Seconded, this is Spaceghetto not Trayvonghetto.

Submitted by MusicalBears on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 23:45.

Can we still talk about skittles and ice tea hitler? Nah I keed this means no more hateful stupidity. Good call haterocket.

Submitted by isaiditsfine on Tue, 04/03/2012 - 23:58.

Submitted by bananajuice on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 01:24.

Submitted by The Purity Of Evil on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 01:35.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Submitted by bananajuice on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 01:43.

i guess i should have stuck with an imghost i knew would work...

Submitted by The Purity Of Evil on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 01:44.

It was working for me!!!

Submitted by Jackpot Corndog on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 05:26.

Submitted by Zombie_Kron on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 02:20.

LOL

Submitted by delay on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 02:30.

Yes

Submitted by switch on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 03:12.

holy shit haterocket, thank you

Submitted by PureK on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 05:20.

To Haterocket - Hate is an Illnes get well soon.

Submitted by dr-snoggle on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 19:09.

PureK stupidity is an illness too get well soon

Submitted by xeit on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 05:58.

who is trayvon

Submitted by Chicken Diapers on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 06:18.

There's always a new windmill around every corner.

Submitted by Snarky on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 06:19.

Thank fuck for that. I really thought you'd snap earlier though.

Submitted by chronitron on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 06:51.

let's high five

Submitted by Anita Bryant on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 07:12.

making an account j
someone made an account, what Trayvon_Rocket?

Submitted by Anita Bryant on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 08:23.

Jackpot_neighborhoodwatchdog?
too many zimmermans?

Submitted by Cletus on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 07:53.

If you extended this to lame, repetitive posts about Obama, you would totally get one of these:

Submitted by Anita Bryant on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 07:57.

Submitted by Arcturus on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 08:14.

Submitted by flury on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 08:29.

Finally, a spam filter in place.

Submitted by Dark Sided on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 09:12.

I've never been so turned on right now

Submitted by me on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 09:35.

yay, more room for shit tumblr pics, and reddit reposts. now we can all comment on those instead fucking downhill lolol

Submitted by ladyparts on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:07.

Don't fight in front of the children.

Submitted by typecast_wookie on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 13:51.

Or shitty porn, or shitty gay porn, or shitty OC, or....

Now, if you word it that way, the only thing GOOD about the ghetto was Trayvon Martin posts. Is that how you feel?

Submitted by GinAndZeus on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 21:31.

Voice of reason

Submitted by tetris on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 09:44.

lol at the fucking brown-nosers.

Submitted by HateRocket on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:10.

I know right? Look at all these people agreeing with a decision that they feel is right. Man what a bunch of assholes.

Submitted by tetris on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:19.

I agree with it, too, btw. But somehow I don't wanna belong in the unanimous choir of "YEAH!" that seems to pop up whether or not you're in good form.

Submitted by crossroads on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 12:21.

and being contrary for no reason just makes you look like a child

Submitted by tetris on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 12:57.

and pointing something out does inevitably make me contrary.

Submitted by goose on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 20:17.

"shitflinging chode eating buttlord"

LOOOOOOOOOL

You're like Hitler only with sweatpants and a 100% cotton t-shirt...made in Honduras of course.

And I mean that in a GOOD way.

YaY

Submitted by anothergoddamnanon on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 02:18.

Submitted by wargasm on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:43.

I'm so torn...

The kid inside me wants to rebel against HateRocket because they represent authority.
The animal inside me wants to see the mods fight over this to the death.
The creator inside me wants to see the spam go away.
The attention whore inside me wants me to post in this thread so everyone knows how I feel.

The thumb inside me is because I'm not getting any work done :\

Submitted by Krapintosh on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:50.

Jane, unsubscribe me from this crazy thread!

Email notifications on my phone...ALL NIGHT LONG! Why didn't I uncheck that stupid box?!

Submitted by dw on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 11:04.

But it's the best thing that has EVER happened to the trolls around here,,,they've never got this much attention and now your going to piss on their parade just cuz they made the ghetto look like a fucking white supremacist site,,,

Submitted by MusicalBears on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 15:56.

lolololololololololololololol

Submitted by King of all Media on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 15:02.

Submitted by too many bostons on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 12:02.

Perfect timing as I'm getting a little rusty on my anti-Islam/Obama facts!

Submitted by michelle_tanner on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 13:27.

Submitted by typecast_wookie on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 18:25.

Submitted by laa laa on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 15:23.

I think 24 hours is a bit too short for the proposed ban. Make it a month.

Submitted by Anonymousse on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 15:33.

Haterocket, will you have my babies?

Submitted by merdujapon on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 17:13.

this is pleasing.

Submitted by BionicApeman on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 19:13.

What about Shaquentolope Jones? We can still make Shaquentolope Jones posts, right?

Submitted by BionicApeman on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 19:15.

I'm working on some sweet Tawana Brawley and Ramona Africa posts. I hope that's not off limits.

Submitted by dickdasterdly on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 20:54.

This many comments and Tolland Mans name hasn't been mentioned once. Impressive.

Submitted by Wolf Hybrid on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 20:55.

Submitted by Krapintosh on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 21:09.

Good lord, where is that GIF from and where I can find more!?

Submitted by _seph on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 10:25.

it's almost.. hypnotizing.... ............

Submitted by bagel on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 21:14.

Is this really what things have come to? I don't like the posts any more than you, but should we really be banning people for posting things that aren't against the EULA (or whatever SG's version is called)? Why don't we just stop giving these people attention and they'll learn there's no point. If people are making accounts so they can post about this, you should know it's just about the attention and trolling.
I know you're a Rocket full of Hate, but please, don't make this worse.

Submitted by Krapintosh on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 21:30.

Wait, aren't you the kid with the Yoyo?? Do you really have a say here?

;)

Submitted by bagel on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 21:30.

That's actually not me. I'm just the one who took the picture.

Submitted by Wolf Hybrid on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 21:40.

aren't you the kid with the "avoid me" and "i use imgur" banners?

Submitted by bagel on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 21:55.

no! what would ever possibly make you think that?

Submitted by typecast_wookie on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 21:33.

Submitted by Ms.Cellaneous on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 00:36.

Don't cry Kenshiro... don't cry. You can beat up tanks!

Submitted by typecast_wookie on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 00:45.

YATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYATYAT

Submitted by Snarky on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 19:32.

Laughed for a full 5 mins, thanks xD

Submitted by tomorronow on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 17:35.

mondo eyebrows bro

Submitted by some asshole on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 21:38.

I didn't think you knew the comments section existed.

Submitted by bagel on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 21:39.

Sometime's I'm surprised I can make it through a day without forgetting to eat.

Submitted by Wolf Hybrid on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 21:42.

I'm surprised you can make it through a day without forgetting to bust out your yo-yo.

Submitted by bagel on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 21:55.

if only my skillz were as good as my friend's. He competes.

Submitted by laa laa on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 01:13.

In yo-yo, or in the Disturbing Facelympics?

Submitted by bagel on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 08:46.

yes.

Submitted by inka on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 22:29.

thank you

Submitted by eek on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 22:49.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 23:45.

Good. I was tired of spellcheck not recognizing "Trayvon".

I quit the Travon shit quite a while before the new law hit town. But just wait. There will be something just as fucking stupid soon, and rest assured, I will be all the fuck over it. I just hope then next one is a White guy killed by a Black guy......and the White guy has a nice Zinfandel instead of Skittles.

Submitted by chronitron on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 00:38.

man, i don't like skittles OR wine

Submitted by Emrakul on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 09:10.

You must have had some bad wines...I love wine! If you like sweet stuff...try Mascoto or Lambrusco

Submitted by laa laa on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 01:14.

why would you mix zinfandel and iced tea?

do you buy box wine?

Submitted by Spook on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 02:21.

Or an 18 year old scotch. That would be a fucking travesty.

Submitted by aluzhun on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 01:07.

Trayon and whatshisface didn't even rate a mention in the Land of Oz, so YAY HateRocket i'm so over that B&W shit!

Submitted by anothergoddamnanon on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 01:49.

lol @ spermchugger

Submitted by delay on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 01:54.

When I openend The Ghetto this morning at 8 a clock Central European Summer Time I noticed 2 entrys to Zimmermann (besides: It is the german word for a carpenter) and Trayon.

When i clicked to read the comments: PAGE NOT FOUND - Great! Fantastic!

I hope the banned fuckers burn in hell, not only 24 hours!

Thx Mister Superherospecialmoderator Haterocket! You are the man! :-)

Submitted by DTShangers on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 04:09.

"spermchugger" hehe

Submitted by Emrakul on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 09:07.

I am glad to see that the people getting banned are new users...because back when I started on Spaceghetto, 90+% of the users, no offense...I mean it in the best way, were heartless assholes and bastards. And when I saw you saying bans for those who argue an old topic...I was in shock that people would do such a thing on spaceghetto.

Submitted by Alhambra on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 09:45.

I suppose the point is: if you want to hear/spew a rehash of what's on the news, keep on watching the news and leave SG out of it. Interrupting tits is inexcusable.

Submitted by wargasm on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 11:58.

interrupting tits should be a capital offense.

Submitted by tetris on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 11:44.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 15:29.

Because of Haterocket's edict, this guy is dead to me now.

Oh.... wait....... hahahaha...... I see what I did there.

Submitted by Swollen Goods on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 15:43.

I wasn't going to comment in this shitty post, but you forced my hand. Ha!

Submitted by m1ck3y on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 15:54.

These edits are hilarious.

Submitted by some asshole on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 16:12.

HateRocket is BestRocket.

Submitted by 1on1 on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 18:10.

So? How many did ya ban?

Submitted by tetris on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 19:07.

EDIT 5#: i'm fucking cracking up right now, seriously

Submitted by Swollen Goods on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 19:37.

Tolland man still has an active account.

Submitted by Feckless on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 20:14.

And the dipshit that was ban #4 is back early.

http://spaceghetto.st/?q=users/nzkeyboard

Submitted by HateRocket on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 20:21.

I'm not handing out blocked out accounts. I'm handing out IP bans. This means they can't do anything SG related. When I banned that dude I didn't set it long enough. No big. Tolland Man can't even see the site until sometime around the 7th.

Submitted by delay on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 02:21.

Amen

Submitted by xeit on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 19:43.

Whatever, it's not like we have a shortage of negro delinquents to post about

Submitted by typecast_wookie on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 20:12.

Go back please: http://www.stormfront.org/forum/

Submitted by goldensyrup on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 20:13.

i'm enjoying this more and more

Submitted by Emmeran on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 21:10.

Bravo!!

Submitted by mrc-dtrx on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 21:59.

bla bla bla nuff said

Submitted by Queiroga on Thu, 04/05/2012 - 22:41.

Great Moderator is Great!

Submitted by nzkeyboard on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 00:15.

how come the moderators obsession with the t*****n case caused the mention of the topic to be bannable, if people want to talk about boring crap then let them.. just wait and after a while they will talk about something else.. maybe something else is in your life is currently pissing you off and decided to use trayvon ban as some kind of strange outlet of pent up rage and/or anger. yes i only bleeped it out the first time.

Can i please keep posting on this website.

Submitted by Swollen Goods on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 00:23.

Please don't include me in this steaming pile of pigshit.

Use an apostrophe in moderators.

Submitted by laa laa on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 01:54.

IF

YOU

DON'T

LIKE

IT

GO

THE

FUCK

AWAY

thankyew

Submitted by nzkeyboard on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 06:22.

Wouldnt that make someone want to stay and enjoy not liking it so you can cry more all over your keyboard

Submitted by quite_whoreish on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 01:14.

Shitbirds and turdbutts. HR, I love you.

Submitted by Dr. Tranny on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 08:04.

You have such a way with the English language. It is truly a wondrous thing to behold. I can't wait for your first novel to be published.

Submitted by Gordon Freeman on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 10:45.

Doesnt a proxy change that?

Submitted by brad76244 on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 10:53.

Submitted by michelle_tanner on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 11:14.

BRAD WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK.

Submitted by chronitron on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 01:35.

getting laid, duh

Submitted by ladyparts on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 11:32.

FUCK YOU, BRAD. YOU'RE THE WORST.

Submitted by goldensyrup on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 12:20.

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW, BRAD.

Submitted by crossroads on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 16:12.

I REALLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU ANYMORE

Submitted by Rapewhistle on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 00:35.

hey lay off brad, he's a pretty sweet bro

Submitted by michelle_tanner on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 09:33.

HE WASN'T SWEET WHEN HE LEFT ME WITH THE BABY.

Submitted by Rapewhistle on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 14:05.

well you got fat and you were always up in his shit about everything, so, like

yeah

Submitted by goldensyrup on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 12:20.

i feel better now that brad is here

Submitted by rodr3 on Sat, 04/07/2012 - 14:15.

Wait... *THE* BRAD?

FUCK YEAH!
/dance

Submitted by flury on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 17:10.

How does he do it? Its like you all just lined up..lol.

Submitted by xeit on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 11:33.

Nothing signifies the downward slide of a website like a power-trip moderator post

Submitted by HateRocket on Tue, 04/17/2012 - 12:06.

Yep. SG is in the shitter. You should probably leave now.

Submitted by anothergoddamnanon on Wed, 04/18/2012 - 01:46.

Unfff

Please test my patience

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