Please test my patience
The next person to make a Treyvon post gets a 24hr ban. SG may be "themeless" but when you're making an account just to argue about something the press has already moved on from, it's a clear sign you need to get off the Internet and hang yourself. Please challenge me on this so I can justifiably ban your limp dick without losing sleep over it. (Not that I would anyway.)
EDIT: Grindlock (some dumb badposting faggot lurker that none of you even know) is the first idiot to try and make a point. His ban ends on the 5th.
EDIT #2: Serriph, another nobody who thinks he is an Internet Tough Guy, is the next shitflinging chode eating buttlord to get a ban. Keep it up nerds. I can keep this post stickied forever and have no trouble putting 95% of this site's userbase in the dumpster for being turdbutts.
EDIT #3: Primal_Chaos, a 2 week old user, decided he would be horribly unfunny by showing everyone what a spermchugger he was. May I never unban his account. Praise be to me.
EDIT #4: I just tore another 2 week old account a new dick hole, because I doubt he had one to begin with. I forgot his name because I'm trying to watch Ghostbusters and I'd rather slam a vial of hornets up my urethra then have to pay attention to any of you shitbirds.
EDIT #5: Tolland Man makes five. I don't have anything funny to write about him. Get fucked by a stick of dynamite, everyone.