My downstairs neighbor is a whore

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Submitted by loremipsum on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:52
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Video: 
No really, she's a hooker. We hung out last night and she let me video her taking a call. I think she could command her own reality show.

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deathwish's picture

Submitted by deathwish on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:56.
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Q. What is a whore? A. A woman with the morals of a man.
Tolland Man's picture

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 08:02.
Does she take VISA?
loremipsum's picture

Submitted by loremipsum on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 08:06.
SG Task Forcelorem
Yeah, but she only fucks Muslims.
scatmaster's picture

Submitted by scatmaster on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 09:03.

Yeah, but she only fucks Muslims.

 

Well isn't that da bomb.

Fagerstrom's picture

Submitted by Fagerstrom on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 10:17.
SG fund raiser to hire her to fuck Tolland Man? We could have her blow a Muslim right before and snowball his cum with TM.
laa laa's picture

Submitted by laa laa on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 17:09.
I thought he'd be asking if she HAD a visa.
Dark Sided's picture

Submitted by Dark Sided on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 09:09.
Dark Sided
Love my E-Cig
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Submitted by jfps on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 09:33.
How much does she charge for phone sex?
Fagerstrom's picture

Submitted by Fagerstrom on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 10:19.
She was surprisingly attractive.  When I saw the title for the post, I assumed crackwhore, not vape smoking stonerwhore.
Agent's picture

Submitted by Agent on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 10:36.
$300 for her? no fucking way.
binary pillow's picture

Submitted by binary pillow on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 11:48.
and you're right!

i predict this fee drops once the camera is turned off

Solipsist's picture

Submitted by Solipsist on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 12:16.
That, or it drops for guys that don't give her a weird feeling or something. She may increase the price if she's not in the mood or doesn't want to deal with the voice on the other end of the line...
wargasm's picture

Submitted by wargasm on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 13:49.
bitch better have eyebrows for $300.
loremipsum's picture

Submitted by loremipsum on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 17:14.
SG Task Forcelorem
In her defense, she cleans up really well.  This is her getting ready.
vulture capitalist's picture

Submitted by vulture capitalist on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 00:13.
vulture capitalist
Lets see picks
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Submitted by Jackpot Corndog on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 13:36.
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Props to her! I got mad respect for folks in the sex industry.
Parp's picture

Submitted by Parp on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 13:57.
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is she the stripper one as well ?
loremipsum's picture

Submitted by loremipsum on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 15:24.
SG Task Forcelorem
Former stripper, yeah.
MIkeyMcMichaelson's picture

Submitted by MIkeyMcMichaelson on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 14:09.
Did she say her name was Heidi Nice ? lol  What a whore !
lazer_piss's picture

Submitted by lazer_piss on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 14:22.
lazer_piss
yuck, in every aspect of that simple word. 
laa laa's picture

Submitted by laa laa on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 17:10.
Well, now you have video, lorem.  You can now leverage this into free sex, if you're mean enough.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE...TO BLACKMAIL A WHORE FOR SEX

(god i hope not)

loremipsum's picture

Submitted by loremipsum on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 17:12.
SG Task Forcelorem
I know too much about her to ever want to put my dick anywhere near her.
Tolland Man's picture

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 19:10.
Is your real name Luka?
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Submitted by Dr. Tranny on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 19:36.
SG Task ForceDr. Tranny
Oh God, you didn't really just make a Suzanne Vega reference, did you?
Tolland Man's picture

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 04/14/2012 - 23:39.

It had to be done.

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