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Rabbi Goldbergstein is walking along the street and sees a dirty, homeless urchin playing in the gutter with something.
He approaches the boy and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm making a Catholic sir!" says the boy as he holds up a piece of dog shit in his hands.
"Don't go anywhere son, I'll be right back!" says the Rabbi. He shuffles off to see his friend Father O'Reilly, the Irish Catholic priest and tells him there is an orphan in dire need of the church's benevolence. Suppressing a smile he directs the Father to the boy who is just where he left him earlier.
The Rabbi says "little boy, tell us again what you're doing in the gutter".
The boy holds up the dogshit and says "I told you sir, I'm making a Catholic!".
Outraged, the Priest screams at the boy "How could you be doing such a thing!?!?!!"
To which the boy replies " I didn't have enough shit to make a Jew".
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