Let's starve all the children of Africa, together.

Won't you please join with dw, Wargasm, and Tolland Man, in doing absolutely nothing for the starving children of Africa?  It's easy! 

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Tolland Man's picture

By doing nothing together, we can accomplish a lot! 
balloo's picture

My tax dollars are already going to $5 billion a year to feed the poor and unfortunate in Israel.  Unless they're Arabs.  Or Sephardic Jews.  Or Mizrahic Jews.  Okay, my tax dollars are going to provide social services to wealthy Ashkenazic Jews, the type of social services that are denied to Americans.
Tolland Man's picture

Obama can't fix that?  We'll add that to the looooooooong list of things he can't accomplish for you.  You gonna vote for him?
balloo's picture

Assume I were a single issue voter (which would put me one up on the majority of voters) and say this were the one issue that would determine my vote.  How far down the list of presidential candidates will I have to scroll before I found one that had a public position of cutting aid to Israel?

This isn't a rhetorical question, I'm still googling.  The GOP Jewish caucus really hates Ron Paul, but there's no statement from him saying that he'd cut American funding for Zionist Socialism...
Tolland Man's picture

Hate the Juice, huh.  I've heard of people like that.....
balloo's picture

They're not hard to find.  I have nothing against the Jews and I admire their culture and their contributions to science and literature, but I also recognise that Israel is an apartheid state that Bono is cool with.  I grew up listening to stories about the USS Liberty, and have always wondered why we American taxpayers are funding the socialist benefits for Israelis when we don't get any ourselves.  The one reality of American political life is that both Obama and Romney have to suck the cock of AIPAC to be considered viable candidates for the presidency.  As Steve Saylor pointed out, Protestant billionaires have college football teams, Jewish billionaires have the state of Israel to fuck around with.
Tolland Man's picture

Well, when you put it like that.....   Seriously though, I do see your point.  Just making sure you weren't confusing a bunch of asshole Jewish Billionaires with the religion of Judaism. 

noseriously's picture

As long as there is an equal amount of white babies
Dark Sided's picture

I've been doing nothing for the starving children of Africa for 44 years now.. I don't see why today should be any different..
ierdnall's picture

I refuse to get involved in the act of doing nothing

cause it sounds like I might have to do something

Marchpig's picture

So says every voting age citizen of the U.S,A. not already registered
zipper32's picture

Screw the humans, donate to the animals!
Tolland Man's picture

Screw the humans yes, but eat the fucking delicious animals.  With ketchup.
CuntOfVader's picture

can I buy 2 or 3 of them
put them in my backyard
and watch them starve irl?
Tolland Man's picture

Lincoln already fucked you on that one.  You still could in parts of Africa though.

Irony.  Gotta love it.

dw's picture

Yep,,,you're just as full of shit now as you were before,,,we understand that. 
Tolland Man's picture

CuntOfVader's picture

this was much funnier when all of the posts were still there
Tolland Man's picture

Where dey go?