my brother vacationed in the balkans once and he had this tour guide he recruited via facebook named milosh
they're in a serbian discotech and my brother asks him how best to approach serbian women as they seem rather high maintenence to which milosh says (best done in exaggerated Roman Bellic voice)
YOU VILL BE LAIK 'I VANT TO EAT YOUR POOSAY...I VANT TO STEEK EET EN YOUR BAHT'
AN SHE VILL BE LAIK 'NO! JU ARE GROSS! GO AVAY!'
AN YOU VILL BE LAIK '...NO. I VEEL EAT YOUR POOSAY, I VEEL STEEK EET EN YOUR BAHT!'
AN SHE VILL BE LAIK '....O-KAY'
so you get the idea
aliens all WOT EES WRONG WEET FRIEND EES HE SHY OR HE NO LIKE GURL
HE NO WANT TO PUT EET EN MY BAHT WHAT EEN HAIL
An above average penis? Smarter than the average penis? More shiny? Bumpier?
But seriously, if you really do have an above average penis, I hope you are keeping it refrigerated.
how dare she not be interested in an amazing and wonderful person like you
all women are whores
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