Just got a "You're a great guy but I'm not the girl for you" text from a cute girl I met on okcupid. Ugh...

Submitted by Krapintosh on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 00:28

Here's my cats! And some tits...just to remind myself what I won't be getting any of in the near future...

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 01:00.

Now is not the time for me to be my usual asshole self. I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, she's probably psychotic. I mean she DID say you were a great guy, right? Yep. Probably psychotic.

Submitted by Rapewhistle on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 00:50.

my brother vacationed in the balkans once and he had this tour guide he recruited via facebook named milosh

they're in a serbian discotech and my brother asks him how best to approach serbian women as they seem rather high maintenence to which milosh says (best done in exaggerated Roman Bellic voice)

YOU VILL BE LAIK 'I VANT TO EAT YOUR POOSAY...I VANT TO STEEK EET EN YOUR BAHT'

AN SHE VILL BE LAIK 'NO! JU ARE GROSS! GO AVAY!'

AN YOU VILL BE LAIK '...NO. I VEEL EAT YOUR POOSAY, I VEEL STEEK EET EN YOUR BAHT!'

AN SHE VILL BE LAIK '....O-KAY'

so you get the idea

Submitted by laa laa on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 00:54.

I like to imagine this guy saying it, in that accent.

Submitted by Rapewhistle on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 01:28.

aliens all WOT EES WRONG WEET FRIEND EES HE SHY OR HE NO LIKE GURL

HE NO WANT TO PUT EET EN MY BAHT WHAT EEN HAIL

Submitted by laa laa on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 00:52.

Oh man, that is a terrible line. I can smell the bullshit wafting from here.

Submitted by Le_Chapelier on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 00:52.

Tell her about your big penis, she'll come back.

Submitted by laa laa on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 00:55.

Tell her about your big wallet, she'll come back.

Submitted by Krapintosh on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 01:01.

Hmmm, my wallet's not so big...but I've got an above average penis! Hooray?

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 01:09.

An above average penis? Smarter than the average penis? More shiny? Bumpier?

But seriously, if you really do have an above average penis, I hope you are keeping it refrigerated.

Submitted by refa on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 00:55.

What she likely means is "Yeah -- I was talking to half a dozen other guys, and I made a date with another one of them first, so you are going to miss out. I'll also never reverse this decision regardless of how well we were getting on."

Submitted by captianchronic on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 00:58.

haha I got something like that a few nights ago! fuck em all

Submitted by Delphiaticalizm on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 01:45.

Okcupid-it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Fuck her......move on and find another. I personally, got into too much trouble fucking around on the cupid.....long story short....met a bunch of people, got lucky, had fun....and than got into a fucked relationship. So, I would say, if you have the above average package......maybe try craigslist, just double up on your protection:)

Submitted by bollo on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 01:48.

how dare she not be interested in an amazing and wonderful person like you

all women are whores

Submitted by Delphiaticalizm on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 01:48.

Oh, and your cat in the first pic looks exactly like mine....it's uncanny for real. I'll have to post him at some point.

Submitted by crossroads on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 02:58.

at least she told you

Submitted by tetris on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 03:39.

fuck dating sites, for real. there are a bunch of awkward people there. why did you let yourself hope for anything in the first place; just think of the possibilities those sites give to people who are actually into finding a date. you think they go for one? naw, they have another one pick'em where the last one left off. 'cause that's what humans generally are, bullshit. so unless you do what they do (which is, go on a date, observe, try to enjoy but never get any hopes up), you're gonna end up wondering what's wrong with you while you're perfectly normal, and they are having another date right now and another tomorrow.

Submitted by bigTrue on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 06:37.

This wasn't always true. Internet dating used to be cool, but now everyone knows one couple who met on okcupid or some other site and they are SO AWESOME and if those people met then even the awkward ones can.
If you're into fat girls who have self esteem issues, cutters or poly people, online dating is still awesome, though.

Submitted by tetris on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 07:05.

i don't think it ever "used to be good", but the procedure has been around for some time, so yeah, everybody knows a couple who met on the internet. But it's like with panning gold -- a whole lot of sand that gets washed away and just a few grains of gold at the bottom of the pan. With the frequency of dates/meetings and the attitude of people attending them, tell me, realistically, what are the odds some of these turn into a relationship. 1 in 500, maybe. Still makes a lot of "awesome couples", because there's a few hundred thousand internet dates a year. Murphy's laws are mostly comical, but in case of the internet dating sites, they work perfectly. If there's a chance that things go awry, they will most certainly go awry. Not with the net; people got all messed up with how they use it.

Submitted by VectorJones on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 06:11.

Got one of those myself recently, in a fucking text message if you can believe that shit. Cunt. Thankfully she pulled the plug before I had started to give a shit about her. At least I got to fuck her first. Not that she was any good at it, but it was at least worth the dinner and movie I paid for.

OkCupid is fun for the occasional hook up, but it's not the sort of place I would trust to find serious relationships. Too many single moms with other priorities and bitches who treat their love lives like a changing room where they try on a bunch of people at once, then leave behind anyone who doesn't fit the way they like.

Submitted by Krapintosh on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 10:49.

How do I join this club that gets sex before they get dumped? But yeah, this was WAY early on, so it's not crushing or anything...just a slight lowering of the ol' esteem.

Submitted by Le_Chapelier on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 10:53.

Seriously, please don't let THAT affect your esteem. You have to be on top of that. It's just a girl playing around, looking for daddy. You weren't his dad. That is all. You still can be a very beautiful person.

Submitted by VectorJones on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 13:57.

I get that. It's shitty getting passed over - especially by a woman. And via text message of all things. Have the courtesy to at least make a fucking phone call and pretend that you give a shit. If only for decency's sake.

As for how I got sex, I just let them know that I'm interested in sex. This isn't some puppy dog thing. I'm all about hanging out and doing things together, but I want sex as well. It's not the entirety of my motivations for dating, but it's a pretty big part of them. Let them know that early and you can bypass the ones who'd rather just be "friends" first. I don't demand it on the first few dates, but if we're not getting around to something by the 3rd or 4th, there's a problem.

Submitted by ViennaCodex on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 06:28.

I know this may sound counterintuitive, but she's right. She's just not compatible and she's done you a favor by saving you time. There are lots of amazing and wonderful women out there. It's partially a numbers game and partially about striving to be a better person. Keep trying!!

Submitted by SchwanzWald on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 08:58.

I'm just on there for new people to talk to. and to look at how terrible my enemies are.

Submitted by Dark Sided on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 09:02.

dating sites suck, I've never found a decent guy on any of the dating sites I've signed up to.. In fact everytime i get lonely and break down and sign up again the same fucking people are there that was there 5 years ago.. I've met better guys just off places like this or G+ or hell I met my ex-husband on IRC back in the day...

Submitted by too many bostons on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 10:06.

Submitted by crossroads on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 15:30.

lol <3

Submitted by RaoulPrompt on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 15:07.

Plan B:
Find a girl you already know that's on there. IRL bring up that you saw her on there. Talk shit about okcupid and how there's only crazies/wierdos/flakes and it doesn't work. Either she will go for you or hopefully send you in the direction of one of her friends.

I started dating my current girlfriend this way. Good luck!

Just got a "You're a great guy but I'm not the girl for you" text from a cute girl I met on okcupid. Ugh...

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