It would have been cheap as hell and besides, how many of you would have helped him contribute?

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 11:41.

Unfortunately, I know you would actually care about the kids that now won't be fed if you actually thought about it.

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Submitted by balloo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 15:13.

Hey Tolland, I bought my daughter an iPhone, that has to count for at least thirty Chinese children, right?

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:14.

At the very least. You are so good to the poor, you're like Motherfucking Teresa.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 11:43.

Not till I leave for a nice Chick-fil-a lunch. How bout you?

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Submitted by Iskra on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 11:50.

nah, no religious weirdo fastfood for me. you better super size yours

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:11.

Don't wanna catch a bad case of the Christ?

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Submitted by CuntOfVader on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 12:30.

how to tell if you've been trolled
put adjectives with the word "troll"
"racist troll" "angry troll" "stupid troll" "misogynistic troll" they're all trolls and are probably none of those adjectives

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Submitted by dw on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 20:47.

If I thought for one,single,solitary,nanosecond that this was anything but a cheap, cynical, diversion I might be bothered to give a fuck but since I know there is no sincerity in it or your shriveled, black, heart I choose not to,,,,and it's the very thing I would expect from a loudmouth professing to be a follower of Jesus.

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Submitted by CuntOfVader on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 22:50.

call me a follower of Jesus again, it makes my loins tingle!
since, my heart is hard, black, and callous; like my lungs.
I'll never get closer to feeling something resembling emotion

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Submitted by dw on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 03:08.

And who the fuck was talking to you? Go find your own drama,,,

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 03:23.

Who was talking to him? It sure looks to me like YOU were just talking to him. Boy, you just hate to lose don't you? That's exactly why you are so fucking easy to beat.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:08.

No I'm not, but thanks for thinking of me. However... you are now PROVEN to be too fucking stupid to be able to help starving children. (That's assuming that you even care in the first place)

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:00.

No, so........ you wanna make it more interesting? Up the ante a little, big boy.

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Submitted by wargasm on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 20:31.

when you throw in your hand and leave the table you can't up the ante. you folded and you're apparently out of chips.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 02:22.

He folded, not me. I never left the table, and I'm attempting to let you play out his hand and let you up the ante. I have the chips. Do you have fucking balls? How many starving children will you feed to see me gone? Same deal as before. You give a number of children and name the organization. I accept or decline . If I accept, then as long as you continue to feed them you have won the right to filter all my posts. I will not post anything you don't approve first. If I decline you lose nothing. Only the children lose. So far I have won nothing but the satisfaction of knowing dw is a hypocritical asshole and an intellectual dwarf. If I decline your offer, I just go on as before. If Skeez will be so kind as to administrate this little gangbang I will trust him to verify and enforce the deal. So, got guts OR nuts? Put up or shut the FUCK up.

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Submitted by dw on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 03:06.

Still thinks he's "Winning" something around here,,,,,

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 03:20.

Nope. I definitely think you are losing though, and that's plenty good enough for me. You're even reciting the mantra of losers.

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Submitted by dw on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 03:59.

I seriously fucking love it when you take that tone TM,,,,"Losing" what?!?!? I love how you think we can see your inner score card.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 04:26.

I've got bigger fish to fry now. Fuck off.

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Submitted by dw on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 04:37.

I think you should start using this as your avatar,,,,,

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Submitted by wargasm on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 03:49.

Oh no baby, if you want to stay at the table I'm afraid you're going to have to go all in. you lose, you leave. You're not going to waste my time approving or disapproving your posts. You pack your shit up and go. Seriously, you shouldn't have poked your head into the high limit room, you can't afford the drinks they serve here.

Be sure to say your goodbyes if you're stupid enough to take me up on it. But hey, I'm a good sport, I'll give you a little helpful information to help you make your decision. I work very closely with the nonprofit sector.

C'mon, you know you want to pick up the glove, chump. Sad thing is I can tell you're not the kind of person who pays up when you lose.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 04:24.

What's the bet. Define it. How hard is that? If I accept it and Skeez will administrate it, I'll pack my shit and go until Skeez tells me you're not living up to your end. How many poor children are you yourself personally gonna feed to see me gone. I KNOW it's cheap. C'mon big boy. Don't puss out. And I pay up immediately and completely. All you've got to do is be honest and make an honest offer that I can stand. Try, won't you? Quit whining, and crying, and trying to stall..... make me an offer I can't refuse. Feed some starving kids to get me out of SG at LEAST till after the election, you fucking hypocritical, dishonest, piece of shit, cheap fuck. What you don't get, is that I WANT to see some starving children get fed, and if I gotta leave to make it happen, I will GLADLY do so. You on the other hand just want me gone. Your goal is purely self-serving. Just as you and your ilk always are. Well, crybaby fuckstick, how badly do you wanna live without me? How many kids, through what organization and for how long? Forever? Fine. You feed the kids forever, I disappear forever. Easy peasy. Now go ahead, start weaseling and wiggling again, just like before. Quit squirming you little chickenshit fuck. I can smell your fear. Look, it's gonna cost ya. But you're a big kid, and you can get others to join you, can't you? You have until 12:00 noon on Monday to make an offer. Need more time? Simply ask. Otherwise, I will review your offer on Monday and respond within 24 hours. Just be honest and let's feed some kids.

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Submitted by wargasm on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 20:58.

do you have Alzheimer's? you already defined the bet, you even posted a screenshot above (don't worry, I saved a copy for you), then you backpedaled out of it. I'll offer it back to you to give you a chance to save yourself... I feed ten (10) starving children through a legitimate organization (I'm assuming you mean a tax exempt charitable organization as defined and recognized by section 501(c)3 of the Internal Revenue Code, easy enough to verify their status through GuideStar.), for the life of the organization, and you're gone forever. No sending me or anyone else your posts to approve, you just leave. Not until after the election, for good.

Get admin/mod approval that they will permaban you and make every effort to make sure it sticks, give me 60 days and I'll see to it that a qualified 501(c)3 gets $10,000.00 USD per month to advance it's cause. I'm pretty sure the worst of them can feed ten kids with ten grand. High enough stakes for you junior?

-Did not know who he was fucking with.

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Submitted by me on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 21:03.

if you have that much money to give a charity, just fucking do it. why should we ban someone in order for you to give?
imho, your replies make you seem the prick, not trolland man.

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Submitted by dw on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 21:10.

Dude! Give me 10,000 grand and I'll fucking leave never to return!

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Submitted by me on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 21:11.

lol exactly

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:03.

Will you take a check?

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 23:39.

We're on. You submit the documentation to SG stating that you gave $10,000.00 USD ( I don;t care where it comes from), Skeez and Co. examine and approve the documentation, and determine that you are meeting the requirements (by whatever criteria they chose), and I'll be fucking gone. I will not post anything on SG under any name, period, the end. I will not ask others to post on SG for me. I will not pull any slimy tricks. Renewable monthly, ad infinitum. Now get to work you crybaby fuckstick. You have 60 days. I seriously hope you're not the liar I think you are. Good luck! Come in 30 days early and I'll give you a sincere public apology as a bonus!

You obviously don't know ME.

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Submitted by jfps on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 23:44.

He said $10,000 per month. Don't shortchange yourself :)

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Submitted by me on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 23:47.

i concur

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 23:57.

I was hoping that my "renewable monthly" forever part covered that. But even one $10,000.00 check would be so fucking WIN!

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Submitted by jfps on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 00:32.

It wouldn't be a win with you gone :(

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:02.

All my conceivable honest responses are super corny sounding. And even though that never stopped me before.......

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Submitted by jfps on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:36.

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Submitted by wargasm on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:27.

let me know when you've gotten the admins to sign off on this. as for criteria, I've already set that. a public charity with current 501(c)3 tax exemption. I really don't know how to make that any more clear for you.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:53.

Fuck you. I said the Admins set the criteria and I meant it. They may well agree with everything you submit, but I surely don't trust you to be fair. You're too Liberal with your idea of fairness. You place too many caveats, wiggle and squirm too much. The Admins set the criteria. Don't like it? Back out, chickenshit. You want to control everything don't you, you little fucking Hitler? Too bad. The Admins have my implicit trust, not you. And as far as me letting you know when the Admins have signed off? Again... Fuck you. You wanna play you gotta participate. You are one lazy Liberal cocksucker, aren't you? I knew you'd start to weasel out. Next you'll want me to raise the money myself too. Damnit. Who knew you were gonna turn out to be just as big a fucking liar as Obama? Am I wrong? Then get to work, you lazy, lying, scumbag.

Or are you squirming, hoping I will back out? Sorry, I won't.

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Submitted by wargasm on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 18:16.

back to waving "liberal" around like it's a catch-all are you? cute. you said, a legitimate charitable organization. anyone who works in the nonprofit industry will tell you that pretty much means a 501(c)3. I can also tell you're not familiar with large amounts of money because you apparently think that all someone has to do is write a check like you do when you shop at Walmart.. it would behoove you not shout your ignorance from the tree tops when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

you said we were on and now you're trying to change the game while it's in play. squirming? oh yeah you are :D just like I knew you would. remember, I'm the one who has to make the money happen. all you have to do is pack your bags and get an admin to agree to booting your ass. once again, you agreed to my terms sucker, too late to change them now. you can suck it up or you can bail like you did on dw, which is why you got called out in the first place.

don't feel bad though, most people already knew you were full of shit and your little sycophants who were holding your jacket while you got the shit kicked out of you will still be there to kiss your booboos.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 20:51.

So, you wanna back out, huh? What is it you're afraid of? What are you afraid I'll do, or not do? Tell us all what you're afraid will happen. Are you afraid I'll back out, look like a dishonest fucking asshole to everyone here and you will have done all that good for nothing? Helped those starving children for nothing? Oh, wait. I know. You're afraid I'll make you look like a dishonest fucking asshole. Too late. Waaaaayyyy too late.

I knew you were too good to be true. If not, then just fucking do it. Shut the fuck up, quit crying, quit squirming, quit bragging, quit trying look like a big man, trying to control everyone and trying to pull a slick Willie. Just do it. Put some money where your mouth is. If you can't quite reach $10,000.00, I'll probably even cut you some slack.

BTW If you were really familiar with "large amounts of money", $10,000.00 wouldn't seem like so much. You must be a fucking clerk or something. Maybe a McDonald's Drive-Thru attendant? Hello, would you like to donate to the "Get Rid of Tolland Man Fund" with your fries? I'm only $9,743.00 away from my goal!

Do it. Give the $10,000.00, show the Admin unequivocally that you did, and to whom, and that you kept to the spirit of the agreement. Then just ask me nicely to leave. Or demand it rudely, I don't care. What could it hurt? I'll be waiting for Skeez to contact me and let me know you held up your end to SG's satisfaction. The clock is still ticking. SHOW ME THE MONEY. lol

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Submitted by wargasm on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 22:00.

you're the one trying to change the challenge you already accepted. you can try to spin it any way you want, that's what you do after all. but the thing is, you don't get a rewrite after you accept. put up or shut up already kid. your harpy-like screeching is really played out.

btw, if you were really familiar with large amounts of money, $10,000 actually is a lot... when it's every single month for the life of a charity. That's $125,000 per year, $625,000 in five years. $1.25 million in ten years. You know, basically more than a worthless cunt like you will make in a lifetime.

I don't see you offering to give away so much as the $3.50 an hour you make mopping jizz from behind your daddy's glory hole. I do see you backing out though. Go ahead bitch, post your "offer withdrawn" pic again. You know you want to. It was really entertaining watching you try to weasel out of this one though. I mean, c'mon, you backed out on dw and all he was going to do was feed ten kids.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 22:28.

We're still on you stupid doosh. Quit whining like a scalded dog about how much money it is. YOU named the price. We're still on you little crybaby, bitch, fuckstick. Shut the fuck up and DO IT! Do you just wanna hear me say "This is your last chance" so you can weasel out completely and blame it on me? Too bad. Not gonna happen. DO IT!!! Consider that an order, punk, you know, like... 1 McDouble, small fries, and med Dr Pepper. RING ME UP motherfucker!! DO IT!

What the fuck are you so afraid of? We all know exactly what you are afraid of. You're afraid you are already caught in a lie. Well, you certainly are. Too bad. booohooobooohoooo Tolland is not following my instructions........ you fucking idiot chickenshit liar.

You should be a politici..... Wait.... are you Bill Clinton!?!?!

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Submitted by wargasm on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 03:02.

and again, per the challenge you accepted, as soon as you get over your aneurysm let me know when you have an admin sign off on ensuring your dismissal. that should be easy enough for even you to handle, although you do seem to be struggling with it pretty badly.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 04:05.

Dear King Pants on Fire,

HAHAHA You let me know when you can find ANYBODY in charge at SG who will sign off on your preposterous (and disingenuous) ideas of a reasonable, honest agreement, little feller. Then I'll go. It's obvious you can't, so you want me to try. Hahahaha You are now officially The KING of all FAIL, and Champion Backpedaler of all time. If you were a tad smarter, you'd be embarrassed and ashamed of yourself and of your obviously ill-planned and ultimately failed attempt at pulling a fast one, and you would leave SG at this point. Thankfully, I know you won't. You're just stupid and arrogant enough to stay and allow yourself to be subjected to the ridicule of myself and any others that may have enjoyed this little lame and ill-fated exchange. Fine with me. I enjoy humiliating assholes... and God knows..... YOU were pure pleasure!!

Your Huckleberry,
Tolly

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Submitted by wargasm on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 13:05.

the only backpedaling here has been by you. I haven't backed off from holding up my end but you can't seem to hold up yours. I have to raise money, all you have to do is ask an admin to promise to ban you when you're too weak to walk away on your own. I had two simple criteria, 1. that the charity have legitimate tax exempt status. and 2. that you get admin approval on banning you. you agreed to it when you said "we're on". up until now all you done is stomp your feet, pull your hair, scream and cry, basically throwing a tantrum like a toddler who doesn't get his way.

why is this so hard for you? all your desperate misdirection has failed. you now have until noon tomorrow to hold up your end. you've already backed out of one bet. will you go 2 for 2?

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:37.

I don't have to do anything you stupid, pathetic, little fuck. And you don't either, unless you actually want to see me gone. But you seem to be incapable of doing what it takes, even though you said you could and would. Not man enough to stand by your word? Of course not.

So now you will back out at noon tomorrow and rescind your offer? You are truly pitiful. Because I'm a man of my word, we are still on though. Give $10,000.00 to the poor, present your documentation proving it was given to the poor, have it accepted as proof by the Admin, and I will leave for. So simple. But you can't seem to get ANY of it done, can you? Because you were lying all along. You are too fucking stupid and dishonest to deal with, but too pathetically funny for me to stop.

Can't wait till you backpedal out at noon tomorrow..... in front of everybody. You just keep poking holes in your fucking boat. lol..... dolt.

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Submitted by wargasm on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 17:41.

if you think I'm lying, get the admin approval on banning you since you have nothing to worry about. you already agreed to it after all.

my offer doesn't get withdrawn tomorrow at noon, dumbass; you simply lose.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:22.

Oh my! What do I lose? Your respect? LOLOLOLOL

Stupid excuse making crybaby dishonest incapable little fuck, call me when you make a 10,000.00 donation to starving children. Hell, call me if you even make a back child support payment.

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Submitted by wargasm on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 00:38.

you have to have something to lose it, ergo, you'll never lose my respect.

you lose the bet. it means your word means fuck all. seeing how you don't even seem to be able to grasp that concept means your word probably never meant anything and that even you don't value the shit that comes out of your rabid cock holster. this is the very reason why I included the criterion of an admin backing you up on leaving. it was obvious from the beginning your word was shit.

but hey, if even you don't value your word, once again you lose nothing. how nice for you. please keep ranting though. I can't seem to shake my sadistic side and I still thoroughly enjoy watching the backwater monkey scream in fear and anger. the clock's still ticking, are you throwing in the towel already?

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 02:55.

I win. There, I declared myself winner first. It's over...... and you lost. lol

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Submitted by wargasm on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:31.

you didn't follow through on what you agreed to. it's going to take more than you lying to yourself to change that. thanks for playing. you can consider this response your parting gift.
gg no re nigger~

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:29.

Of course. Disappear in shame.

Who didn't see THAT coming?

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:10.

This is 5chan shit, boy.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 02:41.

I would pay to meet you in person. Somewhere neutral and safe of course... like a police station.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 09:25.

Help keep him honest will ya? I wanna feed some kids, but I can't afford to do it myself.

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Submitted by bigTrue on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 21:14.

Keep who honest? I have no pull to keep anyone anything on this site. I'm just interested in crappy drama, the same way I watched seasons 3 AND 4 of Sons of Anarchy even though they sucked ass.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 23:41.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 22:31.

There are not enough dollars in the world motherfucker.

BTW, Why didn't you grab the offer to feed 10 children and screen my posts?

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Submitted by koshka on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 23:07.

screen your posts? sounds suspiciously like work and not fun at all

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:31.

How hard would it be to say "I pre-disapprove all your posts"? You guys just don't think things through.

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Submitted by dw on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 23:10.

Because your full of shit,,,,

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 04:08.

When you think someone is bluffing, you don't call?

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Submitted by dw on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 20:20.

Because this whole thing was bullshit to begin with. You don;t give a fuck about anyone's kids you were just trying to change the subject which was the fact that you're a racist troll and then you tried to turn it into "Won't someone PLEASE think of the children." The fact that you used the word "Disingenuous" in one of your replies to Wargasm is irony overload.

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Submitted by Tolland Man on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:24.

Making stupid excuses for your stupidity. Pitiful fat drunken cunt. lol

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Submitted by dw on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 00:52.

So how many starving children have you actually done anything about? Oh that's right,,,it was was all down to us to shut your racist face,,,your dementia is settling right in.