I will never stand with Mitt.


or Obama again.

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ViennaCodex's picture

way to want to vote for a guy who is so dumb he doesn't believe in evolution or global warming. 
bigTrue's picture

Or math.  At this point, you're more likely to win the Powerball than Ron Paul is to win the GOP nomination.
noseriously's picture

Global warming is Easter Bunny shit
typecast_wookie's picture

You're very incorrect, or you don't actually understand what global warming actually means.
noseriously's picture

I think it means the globe warms. Problem is it isnt.
derpy's picture

don't listen to this jerk off, climate change is a serious and pressing issue and the behavior of different molecular compositional profile of the atmosphere is a well documented phenomenon.
chronitron's picture

if you lived in michigan this last "winter", your belief in global warming would be fucking solidified
Tolland Man's picture

If I lived in Michigan during the "winter", I'd leave my car running all the time, burn tires in the backyard, and pray for solar flares....  Port Huron gets CCCCCOOOOOLLLLLDDDDD.
bigTrue's picture

Not this last winter.  I drive a box truck for an outdoor gear company and only had to pull out my new super warm/waterproof workglove style gloves 4 or 5 times all winter.  Half the time I wasn't even zipping up my windproof fleece jacket.
Needless to say, this was a bomber year to buy discounted down coats come spring.
Tolland Man's picture

I hope I need one this winter.  I like the cold.  Brrrrrrr
ttnorac's picture

I usually spend my winters in the Caribbean and my summers in Hawaii.  I 
My expensive European car is driven to meet me at the airport where my box truck drivers delivers my luggage.
chronitron's picture

it rocked because i drive a tiny little car
bigTrue's picture

I like driving through the unplowed streets of Hamtown in my hyundai hatchback though, thinking I'm a rally racer :P
chronitron's picture

my driving is similar to that of a 90-year-old woman
bigTrue's picture

*sadface*  I thought you were a badass.  You seem like a badass.
chronitron's picture

i just really don't like car accidents
bigTrue's picture

You only get in accidents if you suck or have bad luck.
chronitron's picture

bad luck, i guess
esworp's picture

Goddammit, we come from the same town.  Fuck.

Go Big Reds.   or some shit..  fuck that high school, honestly.
derpy's picture

A+ post motherfucker
down with the two party system
Kramer's picture

and that billionaire asks for money? wow what a nerve
cooter's picture

oh wow, you sure showed that guy 
Tolland Man's picture

WTF, I  mainly agree with you whether you like it or not.  I however, will vote for the candidate with the greatest chance of punishing the abject failure and continuing dishonesty displayed by Barack Obama AS PRESIDENT.  And if the next President fails, I will vote for his strongest opponent. I believe the REAL reason we don't have good candidates, is because we keep reelecting the bad ones out of a sense of personal partisanship rather than tossing them out for failure, our we let them win by using our vote ineffectively.  There needs to be a place on the ballot that says:

"I would  have voted for ____________ if I thought he had a chance of winning."  Those names should then be counted and published.

 

But anyway, fuck Obama and all his supporters.

ttnorac's picture

Send a message that failure will no longer be tolerated.  Tell em' Tolland.
BTW, they call it 'climate change' because global warming was not occurring.  It is very arrogant to believe that we alone have caused the earth to change that rapidly.  A single volcano eruption blows out more CO than all the cars ever made.  This has nothing to do with poisoning the water or air, only temp.
Tolland Man's picture

Blaming global warming on Mankind and using it as a political tool,  defense of Islam in any regard, criticism of Christianity by people who don't even know what it actually is, racism itself and the false accusations of racism made by people who don't even know what the definition of racism actually is, the blatant hypocrisy so prevalent among the strongly partisan (which seems to me to be FAR more prevalent in Liberals),  are all pet peeves of mine. 

Oh, yeah, and I HATE people who attempt to paint me as a worse human being than themselves in any regard.  But I do SO enjoy arguing with them.

Cassidy's picture

silly humans hahaha there is no choicemartial law is around the corner
the_adriator's picture

If it's business reply mail, fill it with heavy things before you send that shit back.
Tolland Man's picture

I have found that one decent size turd will easily fit into a Velveeta box. Your shit of course may differ.
Mogwai's picture

Ron Motherfucking Paul, FUck all you faggots who don't believe in him you pieces of shit I hope you die!!!!!
Tolland Man's picture

Does he actually have a chance?  If he seriously does, I'll look into him. But you know that Obama and Mitt won't really let anyone else in their little playpen. It's always Pepsi, Coke, and

 

 

 

RC.....

ttnorac's picture


Mutha fucking check cola all up in this bitch.
jfps's picture

I just saw a post that said he doesn't believe in evolution. I haven't paid much attention to him so that was news to me, but I mean let's be cereal--I can't vote for somebody that stupid.
ttnorac's picture

Vote for value.  Vote for taste.  VOTE YO ASS SOME REFRESHYNESS!  

Mogwai's picture

Ron Paul doesn't think it's the Presidents job to voice his opinions on scientific matters.  Which I'm in agreement with.

He was quoted saying "I think there's a theory, there's the theory of evolution, and I don't accept it."  He then goes on to talk about a "creator" and says "I just don't think we're at the point where anybody has absolute proof on either side."

Ron Paul would FIGHT for drug legalization, and THAT ALONE is enough for me to vote for him.  Without the MASSIVE amounts of magic money that cartels can pull out of their asses by selling renewable resources we would see a STEEP decline in illegal activity.

I don't care what someone believes, as long as they RESPECT the beliefs of others and accepts that they COULD be wrong.  That is Ron Paul to a T.
jfps's picture

Well you have me convinced. Ron Paul 2012!
ttnorac's picture

That is how its supposed to be.  Ron Paul
How about a good running mate...one that cares about you and your opinions....one that is well educated....
Then like that....BOOYAKASHA!  Outta fuckin no where.  Dr. Chek writing a prescription for VP in 2012


Tolland Man's picture

If only he could win..... but in reality, I think a vote for Ron Paul is a vote for Obama.
ttnorac's picture

We will still need more diversity on the ticket.  If only we knew where to look....

BA-BA-BA-BAMMMM!!!!!  Bring ya towel, because Chek is laid out like that!  DI-VER-SA-FUCKIN-TEE!
 
laa laa's picture

so instead of voting "flawed," you're voting "quixotically insane."  gotcha.  this is your vote:



ttnorac's picture

Not if you stand side by side this this candidate.....


Did you guess that I was referring to this handsome bastart!  HUH!  WHAT?!?!  That is god damn ORANGE!
You bitches bedda CHEK YO SELF, BEFO YOU RIGGITY WRECK YO SELF.
Sugartits's picture



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noseriously's picture

Seems pretty reasonable. Liberals really are intolerant. Invented the gulag.