For fuck's sake she's 6. When I was 6 I was beating the shit out of colleagues in kindergarten and escaping said institution over the fence to the nearest park. Not in mommy's arms. They become obsolete as a means of transport as soon as you learn to walk.
Submitted by Dark Sided on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 10:16.
Ya know I'm tired of her getting shit for carrying the kid.. Fucking paps are everywhere crowding around screaming at them all the time.. I'd carry my kid to the car too cause it's faster, safer and gets her away from the paps..
Submitted by Dark Sided on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 10:25.
agreed.. I don't think people consider the paps.. they are just too OMG SHE'S TOO OLD.. I have a 9 yr old son.. My ass would be carrying him too :P while screaming at the paps to back the fuck off
when kids are 6 or older, instead of carrying them the parent can hold their hand. that doesn't slow them down since it's quite a few pounds less to carry that can move on their own pretty good. additionally, the parent gets one hand free, for carrying anything of interest which can be useful in driving away the paps. a newspaper, an umbrella or a baseball bat.
If you don't want to be famous, then stop being famous. That kid's on the payroll. This has all been well thought out. Scientologist don't take a shit without a plan, boy.
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