How many of you scuzzbags are knowledageable about Miami

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Submitted by GubSmash on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 18:52
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Going to UM!  Woo!
Where to go? What to do?  What to avoid?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Submitted by Big Fuckin Deal on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 19:04.
Where to go: the beach
What to do: everything you can get your hands on
What to avoid: those of Cuban descent between the ages of 12 and 25 (they'll kill you).
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Submitted by kilogram on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 19:22.
kilogram
don't go to broward don't go to boynton. cheap pillz cheaper criminals. 
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Submitted by Anonymousse on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:16.
What to avoid: Miami
SOFTWARE's picture

Submitted by SOFTWARE on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:27.
i have to agree
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Submitted by erinzdad on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 16:45.
this is a true statement
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Submitted by Buddy Revell on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 21:46.
avoid jail (shit is fucking real in Miami-Dade), Beezlebub's Cave is an all right DIY punk(ish) music venue/art gallery its a little too yuppie though.
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Submitted by SOFTWARE on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 23:20.
i watched a documentary about miami-dade jail. it's like a 3rd world country prison. definitely be on your best behavior there
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Submitted by Kenny on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 01:23.
roadhouse is fill to the brim with one liners,i kept making my wife high five me as a let out a loud OHHH! each time he said some bullshit,I had fun.
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Submitted by Aasdf on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 18:56.
go to electric pickle, have had many awesome nights there.  that's not near the campus though.

um, I love Giardino gourmet salads on us 1

I'd have to know what you're interested in & if (no offense) you're loaded (via parents) so you can actually enjoy stuff, or if you're like my relative who went there & had to work a shitload to go there.
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Submitted by GubSmash on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 09:03.
I dig MMA, improv, and being poor.  I'm trying to find night/weekend work and rad places to live.
I am a married libra
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Submitted by Grey Goo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 17:10.
I live in Miami, and believe it or not I went to UM... I graduated in 08.. Worked at the Gusman Concert hall part time. Im still friends with the boss from when I worked there (so if u need the hook up just let me kno). 
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Submitted by GubSmash on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:47.
A part time hookup would be wildly helpful. Who knew that a website full of such awful things was full of such pleasant people?

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Submitted by Grey Goo on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 17:15.
Also avoid parking at Um without ur parking stub or you will be fined a ridiculous amount (theyre constantly scouting the parking lots, trust me dont even park for 5 min unless u got it). And the only other advice I can give is enjoy the scenary, there are a lot of pretty lookin girls at U.M. They're all by the library, theyre extremely stuck up and job focused but if you hit on 50 theres a good chance 1 will like you. Thats it I guess. Enjoy it, cuz itll go by very quick. 
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