the holy trinity of douchebaggery

Submitted by parthenogenesis on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 03:55

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Submitted by parthenogenesis on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 05:25.

1)Some notable (historical and otherwise) adherents of douchebaggery: Josef Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, George W. Bush, Adolf Hitler, Andrew Jackson, George Lincoln Rockwell, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan
2)Examples of douchebaggery in practice, varying in scope and intensity (in the order of the above adherents): fascism; violent political oppression; winning an election through obvious fraud and subsequently invading Iraq based on admitted lies; the Holocaust; the genocide of the Native Americans; the founding of the American Nazi Party; more violent political oppression; declaring jihad on an entire country and slaughtering 3,000 innocent cubicle workers as part of it; declaring a War on Drugs based largely on the delusion that "every one of those goddamn bastards out to legalize marijuana is a Jew" (direct quote from President Richard Nixon); treating the Constitution and the natural environment as a set of obstacles to be overcome.

Submitted by noseriously on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 06:05.

This is why the internet should have an age limit and voting booths should have an IQ test.

Submitted by parthenogenesis on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 06:28.

gotcha.

Submitted by m1ck3y on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 14:10.

Why is that? You don't like voting?

Submitted by noseriously on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 21:59.

I dont like people voting for people that give them unearned money from other people that earned it. Those same people tend to be stupid and liberal.

Submitted by m1ck3y on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 00:51.

WOW.....wow..that was a really, really good read. You should think about writing a book. Seriously...

Submitted by parthenogenesis on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 00:58.

if you use the word "stupid" or any related term in an argument, you lose instantly. i bet you are a young white male who is just privileged enough to think he isn't privileged.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 01:03.

That's dumb.

Submitted by parthenogenesis on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 01:21.

you don't have any brains.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 01:24.

idiot.

Submitted by parthenogenesis on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 02:17.

ok, now you hurt my feelings.

Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 06:54.

I figured "stupid" was a word that a myrmidon who uses "douchebaggery" would understand. No, stupid fits here. The only part about me you got right was "male" and that description leads me to believe you are very unsuccessful and have a bitter, low self esteem that can only seem to improve when you insult others.

Submitted by dw on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 12:46.

Well you and Hitler have a lot in common,,,

Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 13:50.

Thats usually the depth of a liberal political debate..........refer to Hitler.

Submitted by dw on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 13:56.

As opposed to Pol Pot you disingenous ass,,,

Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 14:01.

Fix ya a Midol cocktail. I SAID he was the worst SINCE Pol Pot. Comprehend instead of waddin the panties.

Submitted by dw on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 14:12.

And as stated the comparison is so fucking stupid it defies comprehension,,,thusly by your own ridiculous standard you and Hitler have a lot in common. See how that works?

Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 17:39.

I never compared them. It really is a liberal comprehension issue. Ya tend to be more emotional (hysterical) and less logical. I wont torment you anymore I will wait for those blue tears in Novenmber.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 13:57.

Now you call him a nigger. This could get fun!

Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 14:00.

I kinda prefer Hitler

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 14:03.

Of course. But ya gotta escalate if you wanna find out his limits.

Submitted by noseriously on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 14:05.

I meant that I would prefer being called Hitler but yer right. It all ends at being called "Muslim".

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 16:13.

Actually "You retarded Black Muslim nigger cunt-faggot" is the end all be all, the hydrogen bomb of doo doo slinging. And oddly, once you type those words, if they are directed to the right person, you'll feel better too. I know I do anyway.

Submitted by koshka on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 15:04.

dawww

Submitted by King of all Media on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 20:08.

classic!

Submitted by deadmike on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:48.

Doesn't a trinity consist of 3 things?

Submitted by Delphiaticalizm on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 16:38.

The ball sack is a symbolic representation of the trinity.

Submitted by parthenogenesis on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 23:24.

Submitted by dw on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 11:54.

Lulz,,,

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 14:38.

I can't speak for the others, but I certainly can't see why you include me in your little tirade.

1. fascism... hate it.
2. violent political oppression... hate all political oppression.
3. winning an election through obvious fraud and subsequently invading Iraq based on admitted lies... I didn't do that, nor would I approve of it.
4. the Holocaust... a horrible and totally preventable tragedy. Not responsible, as I was not yet born.
5. the genocide of the Native Americans... I have never even insulted a Native American, much less killed one.
6. the founding of the American Nazi Party... Though I think they have every right to have their little parties, I hate Nazis.
7. declaring jihad on an entire country and slaughtering 3,000 innocent cubicle workers as part of it... you know my stance on Islam.
8. declaring a War on Drugs... I completely support the legalization of marijuana.
9. treating the Constitution and the natural environment as a set of obstacles to be overcome. At last! One that I am partly guilty of! I DO support the Constitution as written. Completely. But, partially because I do not live in the tropics, I think the natural environment is a set of obstacles to be overcome. That's why I live indoors with air conditioning, heat, and a refrigerator.... and I do not sleep outside on the ground, forage for food, shit in a hole, and wear a loincloth like Obama's granddaddy or something. You think the natural environment is your friend? You are wrong. It is pretty much indifferent to you, much like myself.

Submitted by Delphiaticalizm on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 16:43.

So you are a in the center with hard left leaning views and some hard right leaning views??? Fucking enigma to me sometimes TM....by the way, I think you missed the point on # 9.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 17:13.

I know I danced around the point, and kinda misrepresented it, but it was the only way I could keep from actually, truthfully, denying EVERYTHING.

Submitted by Snarky on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 22:30.

Just going off this list, you'd probably be a pretty decent and agreeable person.

I can't remember if you're racist though...

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 22:47.

I am a race baiter. There's a difference. And I am a barrel of laughs in person. Seriously. Very fun loving... and very funny if you are not too serious about this dumbass world.

Submitted by Snarky on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 23:55.

Ahh yep, i reckon you should post more stuff you do like, you did it a while back and it wasnt half bad.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 00:02.

Yeah, and I truly thank you, but it got almost no response. I need feedback to truly enjoy myself on the Internet.

Submitted by laa laa on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 16:54.

you're not helping. you think you're helping, but you're not helping. you're sort of like the center-left version of "grey goo"

Submitted by parthenogenesis on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 23:30.

help me help you!

ps i think i should not have included that urban-dictionary quote, it wasn't really an example of why i posted this. i just see those three as the shit throwers around here...at least bender had the class to not respond in this thread.

Submitted by noseriously on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 23:33.

And you are a shit catcher. I wouldnt trade places with ya. Keep that mouth open and get yer floss ready.......dick cheese

Submitted by parthenogenesis on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 23:40.

Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 23:37.

Yeah, I started to not respond, but then I thought it might make me seem too classy. Wouldn't want to do that. Wouldn't be prudent.

Submitted by parthenogenesis on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 23:41.

ha! "i started to not respond". i like it. its the new meme.

Submitted by crossroads on Sun, 07/15/2012 - 05:14.

lol oh you guys

the holy trinity of douchebaggery

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