Guy *becomes* the BBQ (NYC Subway)


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jfps's picture

tetris's picture

"hey, i got you shirt!" i was like "girl, you talking to a dead body".
bathwater's picture

"can you move your legs?"
tetris's picture

i think she was in shock. she's the one who tried to dissuade him from suicide. clearly he was very unhappy; took off his shirt and shoe, and, well, i think you could hear it in his voice.
lazer_piss's picture

the 3rd rail is not your friend. 
deathbyejaculation's picture

goddamn right.
binary pillow's picture

"i can't understand why nobody's doing anything" says the girl doing nothing
deathbyejaculation's picture

Funny she says that. Too bad no one is saying "Well, if we touch him, we're dead too."
bigTrue's picture

I wanted to reach through the screen and smack her.  "Bitch, he's so electrical he's on FIRE.  What do you want to do?"
the_adriator's picture

I thought about this A LOT when I was waiting for a train. It's kind of satisfying in a way to finally see it.
binary pillow's picture

don't you feel a little cheated by the lack of flames?
Anita Bryant's picture

I feel cheated by the lack of loud crackling electricty 
the_adriator's picture

a little :(
DblOprimate's picture

soundtrack

tetris's picture

that's from "The book of Eli", not "Man on fire", you messed up Denzel's movies
Anita Bryant's picture

okay, okay, wait a minute.
At frame 1 I was saying, why is that thin girl leaning over the edge trying to pull that drunk turd up?  He could have easily pulled her into the pit!  
If I was there, I would leave and hail a cab.  
Delphiaticalizm's picture

I guess you would need something like a 2 by 4 in order to pry him off the rail. Scary shit. I was hit by the 3rd rail for a quick second and it burned my shoulder and ear...closest I ever came to death. 
ShiTiTs's picture

how were you "hit by a 3rd rail" ?
Delphiaticalizm's picture

10 years ago or so...running from transit cops while writing graffiti in the tunnels....I tripped and my shoulder hit it.....I never imagined I could scream like a bitch until that moment. Somehow I was able to wrench myself off of it...in the end I got away with just some minor burns....I guess its was a miracle. The third rail is actually covered by wood throughout most of the tunnels and you can walk on it, but if your foot gets caught underneath it, you're screwed....to answer the question though, I hit the third rail but when I think on it, it feels like it hit me!
Gaffeizil's picture

Did you stop writing graffiti?
Delphiaticalizm's picture

NO:) Years later I stopped but it had nothing to do with that incident.
ShiTiTs's picture

Well, as long as you have your tshirt. that is all that matters.
mikeypoo's picture

tetris's picture

I say "yes" to Mila Kunis at any age.
ShiTiTs's picture

I loved this so much!
Parp's picture

so like, in the usa, there's no emergency electrical shutdown available on all plateforms ?
we sure have it in paris :)
Anita Bryant's picture

If we had that here the subway would never run.....
god damn kids
the_adriator's picture

So much this. Also, idiot tourists who think that because they're on vacation, no one in the whole goddamn city has to get the fuck to work.
Parp's picture

well, I think we've got our lot of tourists in Paris too, but it works
I shall check tomorrow if every plateform got one though
Anita Bryant's picture

word!
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binary pillow's picture

looks like he finally put his life on track
vulture capitalist's picture

"What the FuuUuuUuuuuUUUuuuuck!?"


ierdnall's picture

did he died

I was eating a sandwich so I'm not really sure



Spook's picture

If you've never seen someone get electrocuted this is pretty much it. No big flashy scene just straight twitching and singeing, then melting and burning. Shit is not fun on the receiving end, considering the amount of volts and amps running through those third rails you'd be lucky to be able to move without convulsing yourself to death. 
Zombierot's picture

When will the world learn how to take a proper fucking cellphone video............for fuck's sake hold it widescreen, NOT like you are making a fucking phone call. they need a 4x3 default for stupid fucks who can't figure this shit out! Ruined a Perfectly good OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!
Cletus's picture

They really should build a warning into the OS of the phone: "WARNING: YOU APPEAR TO BE SHOOTING A VIDEO LIKE A DUMBASS. PLEASE CONSIDER ROTATING PHONE 90 DEGREES."
Jarse's picture

"Why id no one doing anything?" (repeated a few times) "No you cannot go down there" Continues to film...
tetris's picture