a ringer tee with a witty and cliched catchphrase and she claims to be five years ahead of the curve? what a pretentious skank eyes are too far apart, bridge of nose too wide, deep-ass laugh lines which make her look about very late 20's and generously early 30's with some slight acne scarring on the forehead (that's a lot of hair covering that region - my, oh my!) and a very uneven skin tone and the two-toned hair dyeing job, which is the hallmark of the "daddy didn't love me enough, or perhaps loved me too much, if you know what I mean (wink, wink, unresolved emotional issues, sob, weep)" emo, chip-on-her-shoulder total bitch (and, therefore by default, slut) scene girl. and, to top it all off, she doesn't even have the decency to grace us with a decent cup size (her bra is probably stuffed, anyway)
She probably spends more time gobbling the gash than she spend dining on tube steak. She is probably a lot lizzard at some sleaze hole. Pass, I would'nt take her to an upscale rock fight.
She probably spends more time gobbling the gash than she spends dining on tube steak. She is lot lizzard at some sleaze hole. I would'nt take her to an upscale rock fight.
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what a pretentious skank
eyes are too far apart, bridge of nose too wide, deep-ass laugh lines which make her look about very late 20's and generously early 30's with some slight acne scarring on the forehead (that's a lot of hair covering that region - my, oh my!) and a very uneven skin tone and the two-toned hair dyeing job, which is the hallmark of the "daddy didn't love me enough, or perhaps loved me too much, if you know what I mean (wink, wink, unresolved emotional issues, sob, weep)" emo, chip-on-her-shoulder total bitch (and, therefore by default, slut) scene girl.
and, to top it all off, she doesn't even have the decency to grace us with a decent cup size (her bra is probably stuffed, anyway)
I rate her an over-the-hill-skank C-
Is this a mustache?!