Submitted by Tolland Man on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 10:29.
Gay pride month should be called "If we devote an entire month to you, and let you have a big gay parade and swish and mince up and down the street in high heels, blowing kisses and throwing out condoms, will you please shut the fuck up and quit whining like a little fucking bitch" month.
Black history month should either be called ".002 Million Man March" or "Motherfucking Yo'vember".
Miss Black America should be called "Miss Welfare Momma".
Submitted by Dr. Tranny on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 11:41.
*rant*
Okay, as a queer in virtually every possible sense of the word (gay man with a vagina much?), I am fucking up to H E R E with all this "when do we get a straight pride month" bullshit.
You know why there's a gay pride month? Because up until 1969 the LGBT community was forced to live a life of shame and shadows. It was very likely that if you told anyone you were gay, you would be arrested, beaten, disowned, institutionalized, lobotomized, or flat out murdered. In fact, there are still parts of this country (and entire other countries) where this is still likely depending on what kind of family and/or neighbors you have. But in June of 1969, a group of gay men and drag queens at the Stonewall Inn in Greenwich Village, NY decided they'd had enough and started a riot when the local constabulary raided the establishment to arrest all the faggots. Thus began the modern gay rights movement.
Now think hard for a second, boys and girls. What's the opposite of shame? OMFG IT CAN'T BE PRIDE, CAN IT??? NO WAI!!!!
Haters can go die under a dumptruck full of hepatitis-laden sewage awash in used needles and week-old Tampax. Being that I have a class A CDL, I will happily volunteer to drive the truck over them myself.
Submitted by Tolland Man on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:28.
You can have gay pride every year, for the whole year as far as I'm concerned. And I don't mean that facetiously. I see nothing wrong with being gay, and never, ever have. My sister is gay. My friends are gay. But the asswipe people who want to make you feel ashamed are certainly not gonna take a month off simply because it's called Gay Pride month, and it does sometimes seem to me that you are (unintentionally) separating yourselves rather that bringing us all together. I'm not proud of being straight. I simply happen to be straight. And I think gay people simply happen to be gay. The declaration of pride in being gay could be construed to imply shame in being straight. Pride in being straight or gay seems as ridiculous to me as shame in being gay or straight. Does that make sense? Now......... if you wanna have a National Fuck the Ignorant Anti-Gay Bigots Month, with fireworks, cookouts, costumes, balloons, and a parade, I'll put on a tiara, turn my motorhome into a motherfucking float, paint my oxygen tank like a giant dildo, and join you. Please don't let my flippant demeanor mislead you. I support you openly, publicly, completely, and wholeheartedly. I always will. If I've ever posted anything to personally offend you, I truly, sincerely, apologize. (Unless you are a gay Muslim, in which case you are already so thoroughly, royally, totally, and deeply fucked, nothing else really matters)
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Gay pride month should be called "If we devote an entire month to you, and let you have a big gay parade and swish and mince up and down the street in high heels, blowing kisses and throwing out condoms, will you please shut the fuck up and quit whining like a little fucking bitch" month.
Black history month should either be called ".002 Million Man March" or "Motherfucking Yo'vember".
Miss Black America should be called "Miss Welfare Momma".
Okay, as a queer in virtually every possible sense of the word (gay man with a vagina much?), I am fucking up to H E R E with all this "when do we get a straight pride month" bullshit.
You know why there's a gay pride month? Because up until 1969 the LGBT community was forced to live a life of shame and shadows. It was very likely that if you told anyone you were gay, you would be arrested, beaten, disowned, institutionalized, lobotomized, or flat out murdered. In fact, there are still parts of this country (and entire other countries) where this is still likely depending on what kind of family and/or neighbors you have. But in June of 1969, a group of gay men and drag queens at the Stonewall Inn in Greenwich Village, NY decided they'd had enough and started a riot when the local constabulary raided the establishment to arrest all the faggots. Thus began the modern gay rights movement.
Now think hard for a second, boys and girls. What's the opposite of shame? OMFG IT CAN'T BE PRIDE, CAN IT??? NO WAI!!!!
Haters can go die under a dumptruck full of hepatitis-laden sewage awash in used needles and week-old Tampax. Being that I have a class A CDL, I will happily volunteer to drive the truck over them myself.
*/rant*
...can you just do this anyway, just because?
Again?