And some Counselor Troi titties!
Happy Birthday Skeez! <3<3<3
Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison and his teen bride Courtney Stodden have spoken out to defend their union in a hope of silencing the critics. The actor, 51, and the 16-year-old spoke to Good Morning America about how they fell in love and how they have approval of Courtney's parents.
the whole video is here: http://youtu.be/BynJmKpzJEw
It's really all about her making this face at him:
Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra
A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.
Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.
But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.
She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.
Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.
The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson. Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.
Both have now been arrested.
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."
My girlfriend and I share this fabulously gaudy Betsey Johnson Betseyville Love jungle pink tote bag. Here's the list of what's inside.
1. Coffee thermos that my Gramma gave us from Japan.
2. We both have the same headphones and mp3 players - the headphones are way better than the shitty mp3 players, which are old and cheap and basically just glorified flash drivers.
3. Vintage Coca-Cola art decorated compact mirror.
4. Tiny hairbrush.
5. Lipstick holder & compact.
6. L'Oreal Infallible Lipstick in Ravishing Red
7. Rimmel Lip Gloss in Amp'ed.
8. Rimmel Mascara
9. Rimmel Profession Liquid Liner in Black
10. Nail files.
11. Truman Capote's Summer Crossing, which is a perfect kick-off-summer book.
12. My tin of Burt's Bees lip balm. I literally lose my mind when I misplace this.
James Franco carved Brad Renfro's name into his arm and then put a picture of it on a billboard on Sunset Blvd. Ultimate troll or total emo girl move, I can't decide
BECAUSE I MUST. I MUST.
MUSTN'T FORGET PAM
And yeah, Alexander Skarsgard played Meekus in Zoolander
I'm in love with these two fine ladies