Tolland Man's blog

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Your old vacuum cleaner may suck, but nothing is comparable to new dw model by SG. The dw now comes standard with the HR attachment (HR101) and is clearly the leading at sucking power in this and all other countries.  dw is the king of suck and The HR101 is the king of ALL!  Many times you have wished for a new and better sucking apparatus?  Now you can dump her and get some better suck from dw!! And the HR is always ready to help! They are automatic. Just say something bad about Obama, or Black culture, or Islam and the dw automatically turns itself on and begins screaming "racist" and scurrying about the room sucking everywhere it goes. The misspellings and grammatical errors alone are worth the wait! Then for added fun, say something bad about dw and out of the closet comes the HR attachment, attaches itself firmly to your dw's hose, and the real fun begins! These two lock together tightly and one begins to suck while the other blows!!  Soon your room is clean and quiet and you can go back to nekkid girls, dicks, nekkid girls with dicks, open wounds, reposts, bad music videos, minerals, cats, reposts, helpful hints, interesting photos, OC, and yoyo posts. No crushing though. 

Thankfully, popular Black thug culture can still get an arrogant dumbass Black punk legally killed. Keep it up you stupid arrogant fucks. And thank you Mr. Zimmerman, you made the world a better place.

 

One fine day we'll have an annual American holiday celebrating the death of Islam.  We'll eat bacon pie and exchange candy shaped like little hand grenades and take our kids on IED egg hunts.  Our women will expose their bare ankles and brazenly walk around with unrelated males.  Airline flights will arrive and depart on time, no one will cry for the destruction of Israel or the death of infidels or Gays, or other Muslims, no one will fuck a goat, and no one will explode.  No one will stone a woman, or cut a child's hand off.  It will be sweet. 

If only we could figure out which ones were gonna grow up to be suicidal terrorists....... oh.... wait......

 

 

and for HR,,,