the_adriator's blog

I made you this, sg. I'm not resizing it. 

If I were someone who looked at traffic cameras as my job, this would be the best workday for me in the history of the world.

 

 

Also, a request: Can you guys please find me a close-up of an erect penis where you can see the pee-pee hole clearly, but where it's still pointing up (not a view down the hole). I'm tired of googling it. I promise you won't be disappoint!

His name is Alex Minsky. Even though I think a lot of his tattoos are god-awful, I'd hit it.

      
   

Our offer was accepted today! Last night, someone broke into my car and stole my GPS with the Snoop Dogg voice, so this is excellent news. Fuck you, crackhead neighbors! We're movin' on up!
Here's a picture of the house:

and the fucking sweet yellow countertops:


And this, too:

Now I'm going to get drunk on cheap beer on a school night while my husband makes burgers.