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pulled into my driveway after work and found two bobtail lizards about to get it on.
i have a few in my backyard already (you can't get enough really), so i scooped up the both of them into a bucket and took some photos.

normally i make friends using ham or strawberries, but i only had apples.

i'm pretty sure the one in front is the female.


sometimes you can pick them up and they're pretty chill, but these ones did the hiss and snap routine...hence the bucket.



lick it!

watch me piss out of my mangled clit-dick





This set of photos is the first thing I ever posted on a forum, and no it isn't me. I wish...

















































































