stephenfalken's blog

This dude is not actually banned. He was just making a bad post. -HR

RYAN. FASCINATING.

Growing up I had a stepmother who loved her cats a lot more than the 5 brats she got along with my Dad's music career and well-filled jeans. I was one of the brats. So this one day I was a junior in high school, and one of my classmates asked me if I was graduating early - we were in an AP science class at the time. Since my stepmother was such a cunt, I spent a lot of time at school and did really well. Anyway so I got to thinking sure, I'll graduate early and leave home. I really wished I could take out a fucking cat or two on the way out. Turns out, I had good luck.

We had this one cat named "Angel". Angel would get like all up in your face. I mean weird, nose-biting, sharpening her claws on your lap, weird goofy half-purring, creepy bad breath. Well, Angel had standard-issue intestines, so she didn't do very well with the needle and nylon thread I accidentally left dangling over the side of the chair back one morning. One down.

Couple days later, another cat called "Smokey" for some reason jumped in the dryer while my sister was loading curtains into it. He lasted about 12 minutes on High. Two down.

After 10 years of avoiding the back yard like the plague, "Sandy" for some unknown reason jumped onto the roof of the dual doghouse in the back yard where our Irish setter and German shepherd lived. Three down.

Lotus Esprit + "Misty" = four down.

Once not too long ago, S_G was a disgusting place full of sex, gore and all-around off-color fucked-up shit. But something very bad is going on here that we should all be aware of. It's being turned into a spat forum for cowardly would-be political terrorists.

There is an old tried-and-true method that conservative political radicals use to promote their message, and it's the same bullshit as the intelligent design freaks use. They call it "teaching the controversy". When the right-wing invaders post purposely inflammatory threads, the best thing we can do is ignore them at all costs. No comments, no views. I realized this change to S_G a couple of days ago when I returned here after a lot of time away in the real world. I even allowed myself to get caught in one of Tolland Man's patented screeches about our president. But I later remembered - once we withdraw our energy of disdain, they'll go find some other cool website to fuck up.

Just my two cents.

These people are fucking insane, as if having no artistic sense wasn't bad enough. Nice tits at 0:26 though.