some asshole's blog

everyone who posts nothing but videos sucks

someone love me please

Say hello to my apartment bitches. Don't be mad that your broke-ass can't live in a purple viking ship. Yes those paddles are made of gold what do you think this is Pyongyang or some shit.

okay so a dumb girl thought i was actually flirting with her. Close enough.

And it's all over except for the crying, as I told my friend earlier. Graduation is on Sunday, which means plenty of drinking time in between. But on to the content!

No one wants to watch that anyway, so have some pictures too.

This is where it is
I am gonna eat sooooooooo fucking much of this
And really the only thing left to ponder is which of these ladies to pursue:
I have every intent to participate in the Xmas XXXchange again too, so whomever gets me might get something extra fun (depending on shipping costs). :3

happy birthday to me or whatever
zl feng
tokyo genso

i am going to eat so much for dinner tonight, bitches don't even know

i m supr gay

JUST BECAUSE I GO AWAY FOR ONE DAY DOESN'T MEAN YOU FAGGOTS CAN JUST AUTOPLAY WHATEVER YOU WANT - HR

back off fellas and ladies, she's all mine she told me so because this is a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP so I expect you to all respect the sanctity of that

After riding on a coach bus for almost 20 hours (and lucky me, I can't sleep well in vehicles), I was antsy to finally get the package that was awaiting me. "WHO COULD IT BE?" I thought to myself as I looked at the package.

Well, probably not from a male ghettonian, at any rate... I opened the box with trembling fingers, hoping to not find a box full of cat poop.

What?! A legal obligation..? This is too much of a commitment I don't know if I can do this oh god where is my inhaler


Okay you twisted my arm, I can probably enjoy this.
In all seriousness, though, thank you so very much for the lovely present, ladyparts <3 It's absolutely fantastic, and the tea smells amazing (haven't had time to try it yet). MERRY GHETTOMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

"death by judo" is the official autopsy report