machinecode's blog

01: You don’t look 30. Yeah, you look older.
02: Saying body type is curvy is a nice way of saying “My pants have elastic in them”.
03: And now your wanting a man who is slender/average/athletic.
04: The last thing you read was the last thing you wrote someone? I’m sure the question was more for "what was the last book you read" or something along those lines but I guess your logic wins on that battle ground.
05: You sure like dragons.
06: So you’re going to tell me later about your exercise habits? I feel that if the question were asked that would be a short conversation.
07: Tell me later about college as well? Maybe we should start with high school and get an honest answer about that first.

Urban Dictionary
Squeeler: A woman who makes an especially loud and high pitched noise when she orgasms.