Krapintosh's blog

Hey Ghetto! After 10 years of nightly weed smoking/vaporizing, I've decided to wean myself off. It's easier than I'd feared (so far), and kind of unique to have more energy and to be less depressed and neurotic. Who knows, maybe I'll be less consumed with my own shortcomings (short, socially awkward, poor-ish, horrible joyless childhood and early adulthood), and meet the hot and brilliant girl I've been lacking for, uh, 7 years. Has anyone else attempted/accomplished this?

Tits for your time:

Check out this asshole! Note the cat fur coated foot rest on the left. Bailey demands my attention, despite my illness.

Many thanks to Anothergoddamnanon, for a cool throw-rug. It'll really tie the room together!

The cats enjoy it too, and attempt to mimic the art:



...ALTHOUGH, that probably means I'll find this thing bunched up in the corner of the room every morning and afternoon...

Also tits!

What's this on my swanky North Hollywood doorstep???

The felines are overly curious. I WONDER WHY?


Holyfuckingmothershit! Look at all this stuff! Note the Jesus tie-dyed shirt!

A ridiculous Midget Man blow-up doll, which in no way pokes fun at my being short-ish, and perpetually single! This now lives at my work, in a visual effects bay.

I hope I was supposed to eat all those chocolates in that specimen bag at once. Also, awesome sauce...hot! Bacon Popcorn...no complaints!

Two indie films and music from my longtime-favorite band!

Requisite condoms.

Then there's this. The super-magnet that had drawn the felines.

Interesting...it's unsealed. And is there something in there??

A motherfucking gator riding a turtle! Fuck! Also note the increasingly interested feline.

Then this happened.

I thank you, As-Of-Yet-Unidentified Santa! The furballs would thank you too, but they're high as fuck.

Hey SG! In the spirit of the New Year, post a photo of the ex-girlfriend/boyfriend who fucked you up the most...and a BRIEF description of how. Air that dirty laundry, then live the rest of your life!

THIS girl, for example:

Escaped my crappy AZ childhood with her, and moved out to LA in 2003 with some miniscule Mom-death-money I had received. After a lot of turmoil involving insane Hollywood jobs I held, and a disease of hers that required over a year of chemo (and the money problems that created for us)...she left me for a 60-year-old conman who claimed to be a millionaire. Our finances were all tied together (mostly under my name), so she tortured me for months saying she'd pay off her debts...and calling me insane for doubting that would happen. She married the conman in Vegas, and he stole her identity to fund his felony-grand-theft (he's wanted in many states for this). She eventually found out, came crawling back to me...but then we broke apart AGAIN when she accidentally hit and killed someone with her car (and served over a year under house arrest). She couldn't cope with the insanity in her life, and accused me of abusing her. So I was stuck with thousands of dollars of debt she created (leading to bankruptcy for me), and a sinking feeling that no matter how much you love someone, and how much they love you, it can all turn sour.

Happy New Year!

...and small girls as well!

I'll move on soon enough. I probably need to get laid...Enjoy!

Because it's a theme! And thanks for all the fucked-up-parent advice!

The answer is: We all do! But I'm curious if anyone has dealt with a single (alone) parent with severe mental and physical health problems. If you're struggling to make ends meet, how do you take care of them without making your life even worse? On a related note, I may have to call that show Hoarders to clean up this particular parent's apartment (which has not been cleaned at all in YEARS). Hooray for depressing situations and hopelessness!

Regardless of anybody's answers, here are some hot tall chicks for your time!

...I'm pretty sure I'm just jealous.

Just because...

Most wouldn't give me the time of day, but they're still hot as balls.

I'm looking for a good Minecraft public server. Any suggestions? All the ones I'm finding have too many crazy rules. I miss the ol' SG server greatly :(

Here's cat and tits!

Still one of the best TV shows EVER!

Hey SG! I've about had it with my lack of love life. Los Angeles sucks for meeting people, if you're a sub-5'7" closet introvert like myself. So yeah, here's some great tits to remind everybody what I haven't had in WAYYYY too long!

I find these ladies to be the former. Let's all avoid examples of the latter, shall we?