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Here is some more of my fat cat, Bruce.

Hello Speece Gwettoers! I've got another PSA for you. Don't worry it's just a simple request. Lately, SG has been getting hit with a lot of spam. I ask that if you guys see a bot spamming please, please, please don't comment on it. Just get a hold of one of the mods and we'll deal with it. Contact me or Crossroads or Skeez or anyone under the Staff Contact Links. The more you guys comment on the spam the more spam we'll end up getting. It's best to let us know so we can get of it as quickly as possible. Thanks a lot everyone!

Hello everyone! I've got a great new announcement to make. Now I've heard people say there are two things you should never talk about, those two things being politics and religion, and I am often inclined to agree. I'm so inclined to agree, that anyone who makes even the most thinly veiled post politically related, will be gifted with an amazing 24 hour ban. Since literally zero of you know how to make a post with any degree of humor or subtly I've decided to just throw my weight around for a second time and clean up the cess pit that SG is becoming. Everyone remember the fun we had last time something like this happened? I sure do. So to wrap this up, post anything relating to Obama or Romney or even George Washington himself and I will come down on you without the slightest hesitation. Find a new gimmick for a little while DW/Tolland Man. To everyone else, who isn't bugfuck retarded, keep making your gore/scat/tranny/art/OC posts. If anyone has any problems you can PM me so I can promptly ignore them and tell you to fuck off like the nerd you are.

PS. the image is what I imagine 98% of the userbase does to post.

EDIT 1: Tolland Man, hi buddy. Your gimmick got old months ago and without it you're a shit posting baddie (and even with it you're still a turdflinging assbut). I got you a ticket on the 24 hour ban train. Enjoy your ride and maybe think about why people get tired of your shit. I know your life has been kind of up and down and I know your current situation but that doesn't give you some kind of absolution to be complete assfuck. You write too many words and I don't care anymore. Suck a dick faggot.

EDIT 2: Sup Swollen Goods, I know you don't like this but don't unsticky it. We can discuss your puckered turdcutter in chat if it's really such an issue with you.

If anyone cares this is from K-6 in Delve today. AAA abandoned 15 supercarriers to 1000+ plus dudes.

This is my cat Bruce. He is a fucking faggot and I hate his face. I Instagram'd all these because I'm a super cool dude that people care about.

The next person to make a Treyvon post gets a 24hr ban. SG may be "themeless" but when you're making an account just to argue about something the press has already moved on from, it's a clear sign you need to get off the Internet and hang yourself. Please challenge me on this so I can justifiably ban your limp dick without losing sleep over it. (Not that I would anyway.)

EDIT: Grindlock (some dumb badposting faggot lurker that none of you even know) is the first idiot to try and make a point. His ban ends on the 5th.

EDIT #2: Serriph, another nobody who thinks he is an Internet Tough Guy, is the next shitflinging chode eating buttlord to get a ban. Keep it up nerds. I can keep this post stickied forever and have no trouble putting 95% of this site's userbase in the dumpster for being turdbutts.

EDIT #3: Primal_Chaos, a 2 week old user, decided he would be horribly unfunny by showing everyone what a spermchugger he was. May I never unban his account. Praise be to me.

EDIT #4: I just tore another 2 week old account a new dick hole, because I doubt he had one to begin with. I forgot his name because I'm trying to watch Ghostbusters and I'd rather slam a vial of hornets up my urethra then have to pay attention to any of you shitbirds.

EDIT #5: Tolland Man makes five. I don't have anything funny to write about him. Get fucked by a stick of dynamite, everyone.