goose's blog
STOP LAYING EGGS TURTLE
YOU'RE NOT EVEN A CHICKEN YOU'RE A TURTLE
"Wake Up Domino! There are Mices In Teh House!"
LAZYIST CAT EVAH!
I Go Away For A Little While And Look What Happens
Goddamn kids...
FUN FACT
A group of goats is called a trip.
Source: Snapple bottle cap. "And Remember Ladies...."
..."If you don't stand for something...you'll fall for anything."
I Have To Go Out Now...
...and drink cocktails with the humans.
But first, let's take a look back at S_G 2011, shall we?
So let's say good riddance to 2011...
...don't let the door hit you in that big fat pimply hairy ass!
And to all my pals on Teh Ghetto:
I hope you all have a happy, healthy, and for fucks sake, a Prosperous New Year!
YAY! "I Can't Go Fellas...I Gotta Stay Home And Grease Weezer"
The Ghetto Is Cruel Tonight
Take one toe, we'll get the rest tomorrow...
