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Also, where is this gif from?
I found it on myfreecams

Sorry if either are reposts....I have not been on for quite some time so I don't know what is or isn't "new" on here

So, I am finally not working and able to post my pulls from Return to Ravnica.  For all of the other fans of magic, post yours if you feel like it!  I am always interested in finding out what others pulled.
So, first thing first, my BY FAR best pull I got is 


Foil....just sold it on Ebay for $75
But to show my other epic pulls, here is a pic with description.



Starting from top left and going left (like reading a book)
Sphinx's Revilation x1, 3x Rakdos's Return and 1x Japanese, 2x Dreadbore, 3x Abrupt Decay and 1x Japanese, 3x Vraska, The Unseen and 1x Japanese, 1x Japanese Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord, 1x Jace, Architect of Thought and not pictured here is the foil also, 1x Angel of Serenity and 1x Japanese, 1x FOIL Japanese Utvara Hellkite which I sold for $45, 1x Armada Wurm and 1x Japanese and 1x Korean, 4x Steam Vents and 1x Japanese, 1x FOIL Overgrown Tomb and 3x English and 1x Japanese, 4x Blood Crypt, 4x Hallowed Fountian and 1x Japanese, 3x Temple Garden and 1x Japanese, 3x Lotleth Troll and 1x Japanese.
For those who are still reading and don't care about Magic, that is valued at about $1,020.  I also pulled about 167 more rares which are also worth up to $10 each, plus foils which are about $1 average each.
I bought 6 boxes ($510 total), since I got a new waiting job, and I am glad I did...so much money has been made this set for me.  I have sold only about 1/4 of the cards listed above, and made over $250.  I am keeping the playsets of Shock Lands.
Also, since the Japanese foil Utvara Hellkite doesn't look foil....here is my picture.

This weekend is the prerelease of RTR!  This is quite possibly going to be one of my favorite sets since Zendikar, it has guilds, it has shocklands, it has Vraska!  I have already chosen a guild to represent during the prerelease, and it is Golgari!



I bought the Golgari vs Izzet deck just to get Jarad so I could build and EDH deck with him.  Though I am missing some of G/B staples like Terastadon, Hornet Queen (personal opinion) and Damnation and Black Sun's Zenith, it works quite well at the moment.  See my deck list here .  

I love Golgari simply because it is explosive.  Other guilds lack what Golgari has mastered, which is Green mana ramp and huge creatures, and blacks ability to tutor and reanimate those who you have lost.  With other guilds if your staple creature dies, most of the time, that's it, now you have to find another way to win.  I also love Orzhov and Selesnia, but not as much as Golgari, and that is why I fused all three of them with my Karador EDH.

Top 3 cards I am looking forward to seeing:

Vraska + Doubling Season = Best Friends.  She comes out maxed, with extra loyalty, so you get your assassins (doubled) and black has board wipes to let you walk in and kill whoever without any opposition.


 

I am a fan who pulls a lot of packs (approx packs to date is about 1,600 packs (12 boxes of Zendikar, 1 Worldwake, M13, 3 ROE, Dark Ascension, Avacyn Restored, Scars Of Mirrodin, 2 of M11, Mirrodin Beseiged, New Phyrexia, M12, and a shit ton of misc. packs), and I am curious, what is your favorite pack you have ever pulled?
My top 3 packs I have ever pulled are as follows:
#3:
I went to Walmart to get some under priced shit and bought a pack of Worldwake when it first came out.  In it I got



which then followed by going to my local store and getting 2 packs from an opened box and 1 from a new box of Worldwake where I pulled another Jace.  Unfortunately I sold them, not knowing how powerful and epic this card was (I started in Zendikar) for $25 each.  I ended up pulling 5 Jaces and selling all for max of $30  each.  Now I cry every time I see this card

#2:

My second favorite pack I have ever pulled was an onslaugh pack I bought from a Pro Tour Qualifier.  I pulled 2 of my favorite cards in Onslaught:
 


and a FOIL


which I eventually traded off for some other cards.
And my number one pack that I love the most that I pulled, was in a pre-release for Scars of Mirrodin.  This was when all of the cards were very over priced still.

Sorry if repost, have not been on for months....I have now worked for 2 1/2 months straight for 10-14 hours a day.  Paycheck is nice, but I miss the assholes on Spaceghetto

When is the last time you had an orange Tic Tac?



and if your going to post on this blog about how Tic Tac's are dumb/gross or any sort of insault, you can go analy fuck yourself with this


because tic tacs are some of the best breath mints from my childhood and I love those little orange things

 Hello fellow magic players!
For those who care, here is how EPIC I did last night on my pulls:

So, I got 2 american Temporal Mastery's and 1 Japanese......so much money



I also got 2 American Cavern of Souls and 2 Japanese Cavern of Souls



I got just one Tibalt in english ..... no Japanese planeswalkers

Some cards that I am hoping to open from my 3 boxes I bought:

For my decks that have primetimes....or anything with enter the battlefield effects

Which I already own one of....need my playset...foil would be killer!

Another fun planeswalker....like blue doesn't control and draw enough....(Mix this with Gideon Jura)

I want this card foiled...it would be so fucking sweet looking (I hope)

What the fuck were they thinking with this card?
EDH anyone?  Mix this with Zur the Enchanter....

Damn nice card for Red and White....Hopefully people will want my Arid Mesa (which I own 24 of) more because of this card and they skyrocket

My friend loves to play All Is Dust....this is a big Fuck You to him

I mean....who the fuck doesn't want this card?  Seriously....especially legacy with their damn Wizards Deck -_-

 

Long story short...2 broke girls has a hot ass chick on it:
She has some epic tits...so I googled her topless...just shooting in the dark and I found these!
GOTT DAMN DAT BODY!!!
Looks like shit in this pic...but just to show it is her

To get 1 night with her and titty fuck the shit out of her....

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