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I'm not completely sure why this song or even this genre. At any rate, I'm really digging The Reverend Horton Heat right now. Thinking about trying my hand at writing some rockabilly or psychobilly. We'll see.
Happy Monday, everyone.

The only reason I haven't donated to the site other than my initial donation is because I'm a lazy fucker.
Also, I spent a bunch of money today on Aliens action figures.
Fuckin' A'.
I hope another sex toy exchange will happen. That would make me very, very happy.
Also also, I just found out that the magazine I am editor of threw a party in the late 90's and had Wesley Willis as the headlining act. That is some fucking awesome sauce right there. Fucking awesome.
I might be a little drunk.

I'm not completely sure why, but my brain feels like that video feels.
My friend thinks I'm secretly sad and thus my dopamine levels are screwy. I think he's crazier than I am.
Also, the video is awesome.

THANKS.
My favorite design and everything!

With the gift exchange coming up, I figured I might as well post some OC to show I still love you all. Or something.Here's a picture of a turnip I carved for Halloween last year. It decomposed in this creepy shrunken-head kind of way.

Here are some of my cat. He really likes to sit on things that are the same color as him.
Also, sometimes he covers his eyes so tightly it's adorable.

Here's a shirt I saw in a thrift shop. It was too small for me or any of my Jewish friends, so I left it there for another lucky goy:

And this is my ranch last summer. Kind of pretty, I think:




And some non-OC Ariel Rebel because dem legs and feet (and dat ass):


Here's to hoping the person sending me a gift is forgiving of my not posting much.

My range of tastes isn't as broad as most, but sometimes I try. I grabbed this album because a good friend of mine used to talk about the band and I had forgotten about it until I saw a reissue in the shop. I actually like it a lot.
I also picked up reissues of Kraftwerk's "The Man-Machine", Fugazi's "Margin Walker", the "Hated in the Nation" GG Allin compilation, some 45s and an album from a local band called "Empire of Shit" that I think is pretty fun. Makes me want to put it on loud and chug Jim Beam until I forget that life sucks.
Fuck yeah.

So I bought a weekend pass (July 7-8) for the 2012 RTX and I'll be out of town until the 8th.
If anyone wants a FREE FUCKING PASS to RTX, PM me and we'll work something out.
First come, first served.

So my fiance decided she could find someone better than me a couple weeks ago and I'm feeling more like shit than I've ever felt.At least I have my new(ish) car:

Somehow, I still feel depressed as all hell. Maybe it's because despite everything, I feel like I've been lied to for the past few years. Also, despite treating me like shit for the last little bit of the relationship, she gave me the best sex I think I'll ever have in my life. I really fucking miss having awesome kinky sex with no holes barred.

Goddammit I hate my life right now. At least I have you, Ghetto. And booze.

For the first time in a month.
So tonight, FAP FEST.

So, I just got a new job and I'm really hoping I can do the gift exchange, because I want to get something awesome for my lucky someone.

Personally, I'm really thinking about getting this for myself
:
it's "The Duke" by Fun Factory. It's a good brand, and I know multiple women who swear by fun factory vibrators.
 I already have one of these:

It's pretty good, but it's become not enough.
Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll get some sexy leg magazines like my favorite:


Anyway...I wish everyone the best of luck with the exchange!

This is the view of the Rockies from my hotel:

This is what I'm playing instead of enjoying the outdoors:

This is what I really want right now:

but my girl is 3k miles away.
So back to work. Or something.

So I'm staying temporarily in Colorado Springs, and I'm bored out of my mind. I don't know anyone and I'm too lazy to go out and do anything alone. So instead, I'm sitting inside listening to the Butthole Surfers and the Dead Milkmen and playing guitar.

You're my only friends, Ghetto. My only friends.
And maybe that's sad.
Or maybe it's awesome.

*edit mod* you'll need to rehost those pics somewhere else